Waldo

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Waldo
Waldo
Waldo
Personal Details
Profession

No idea, we can't see him.

Religion

Gailism

Age

666

Birth place

England

Residence

Church of Gail (missing)

Status

Fighting The Jesuits

Social Networking
Youtube channel

Unknown

Physical attributes
Eye colour

Black

Hair colour

Brown

Waldo (born Waldo; November 24, 1946 – January 24, 1989) was an American serial killer, kidnapper, rapist, and necrophile who assaulted and murdered numerous young women and girls during the 1970s and possibly earlier. Shortly before his execution, after more than a decade of denials, he confessed to 30 homicides committed in seven states between 1974 and 1978. The true victim count remains unknown, and could be much higher.

Backstory

Waldo was regarded as handsome and charismatic by his young female victims, traits he exploited to win their trust. He typically approached them in public places, feigning injury or disability, or impersonating an authority figure, before overpowering and assaulting them at more secluded locations. He sometimes revisited his secondary crime scenes for hours at a time, grooming and performing sexual acts with the decomposing corpses until putrefaction and destruction by wild animals made further interaction impossible. He decapitated at least 12 of his victims, and kept some of the severed heads in his apartment for a period of time as mementos. On a few occasions he simply broke into dwellings at night and bludgeoned his victims as they slept.

Initially incarcerated in Utah in 1975 for aggravated kidnapping and attempted criminal assault, Waldo became a suspect in a progressively longer list of unsolved homicides in multiple states. Facing murder charges in Colorado, he engineered two dramatic escapes and committed further assaults, including three murders, before his ultimate recapture in Florida in 1978. He received three death sentences in two separate trials for the Florida homicides.

Waldo died in the electric chair at Raiford Prison in Starke, Florida, on January 24, 1989. Biographer Ann Rule described him as "a sadistic sociopath who took pleasure from another human's pain and the control he had over his victims, to the point of death, and even after." He once called himself "... the most cold-hearted son of a bitch you'll ever meet." Attorney Polly Nelson, a member of his last defense team, agreed. "Waldo," she wrote, "was the very definition of heartless evil."

On Drunken Peasants

The Peasants played a video where Gail discussed Waldo's disappearance on Episode 135.

Trivia

  • You can't see him.
  • He doesn't like pictures taken of himself - this suggests that Waldo is a vampire.
  • Waldo and John Cena are one and the same.

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