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Jack Dorsey


The Ministry of Truth Trust and Safety Council

Date of Foundation



Give people a place to bitch about stuff using 140-character messages.

Twitter or Twatter is a website full of stupid bullshit. It is probably one of the most unintelligent websites on the whole internet in terms of the users on the site. A lot of important YouTube figures begrudgingly use the website to connect with fans, such as TJ and the Drunken Peasants.

Role in the Jihad of SJWs

If Tumblr is the main hive of Feminism, Twitter is the retarded love child it wishes it could be. A lot of controversy has arisen from Twitter, in part due to misconstrued arguments on part of it's very design. Designed for making short and quick comments, one would imagine it's an unfitting format to hold a detailed argument and you would be right, though this doesn't stop many people from engaging in what have been dubbed "Twitter Wars".

The short-lived AnitaGate was a ludicrous event taking place on the website in which Ben of the Drunken Peasants "stalked" innocent little Anita Sarkeesian death by taking a photo of her in a public place. A good chunk of Twitter, like the shitgoblins they are, nearly had a collective aneurysm in response and attacked the now dubbed "Creepy Ben" for even daring to take a picture of their Queen.

Twitter was the home of the #bancolbert- a trend dedicated to cancel Stephan Colbert's show on Comedy Central over a tweet made by the show's Twitter[1] page jokingly commenting on the character's need to attend sensitivity training over "ching chong or whatever". After a ridiculous spit between the Social Justice Warriors and rational people, the hashtag died with its cause as one simply cared anymore.

Ministry of Truth Trust and Safety Council


Twitter has recently announced a Trust and Safety Council meant to combat harassment on their website. Despite claiming to represent "a diversity of opinions", the council is mostly comprised of various Feminist and Social Justice organizations, including Feminist Frequency, essentially making it a way for SJWs to ban any accounts that trigger or disagree with them.


  • You used to be able to ban someone for disagreeing with your opinion.
  • The only accounts you need to follow are DP's and The Wiki's