|Chief Gish Gallop|
|He's just mad the white man took his land, and will begin protesting their corporate fiction.|
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"God is a fact, proof me wrong."— TrueEmpericism's catchphrase.
TrueEmpiricism, also known as T Man (real name: Fornicates with Buffalo), is a creationist retard who thinks he knows what he is talking about and boy, does he do plenty of that. He is Paul's arch-rival by proxy of being Native American, comparable to that of a nigger that never took the boat-ride. Although his stupidity rivals that of even G Man and NephilimFree, TJ has said True is impossible to make entertaining on Drunken Peasants, be it as a guest or just playing his shitty videos.
"That TrueEmpiricism guy... Jesus. That guy has like barely functional level autism or something."— TJ at the end of the Religion Debate.
True's stupidity is so immense, it is truly remarkable. In addition to being arrogant and overbearing, True has exceedingly little self-awareness. Seriously, almost anything he says about ANYBODY is nothing but a deflection of statements that are much more applicable to himself. True has about as much intelligence as Brett Keane does honesty.
He's said it before and he'll say it again: "God is a fact, proof me wrong."
Being the living embodiment of the Dunning-Kruger effect, he deems himself an expert on science (not making this shit up, his Twitter profile says "DNA expert") despite having zero qualifications and zero understanding of it. He violates pretty much everything that the Bible says about hubris and being a cunt, making him among the most despicable of the Masters of Stupidity. On January 7th 2016, he made a video announcing that he would supposedly be leaving YouTube for good.
He is a self appointed "expert" on the development of cells, even though he doesn't know jack shit about it. Every attempt of him trying to talk about cell development results in incoherent retarded ramblings and word salads. Mimicking the common SJW, he uses his Native-American heritage as an excuse for when he mispronounces words, which is a very shitty excuse for someone who grew up in a country where the native language is English, most people speak English and English is taught in every school.
On Drunken Peasants
True is one of Brett Keane's gaggle of inbred morons and debuted to DP during the first Religion Debate. True was first in the line-up of those wishing to debate and was also the first one to be kicked off of DP forever. He only was capable of rambling off a bunch of big words very quickly, hoping to catch the peasants off guard. It didn't work. Never assume that just because a person uses complex vocabulary that they are smart. True is the prime example of somebody using big words to try and present themselves with much more expertise than they can provide. TJ made some eloquent points back to him, but True didn't listen to any cohesive arguments. Instead, True just kept saying the same debunked bullshit over and over and over and over again, then declared himself the winner. Eventually TJ and Ben got sick of him and decided to move on to G Man. Unfortunately, True has absolutely 0 sense of radio decorum, and continued to spew his bullshit after the peasants repeatedly told him to shut the fuck up. True was so disruptive and overbearing that TJ ended up kicking him out of the debate. Due to TJ and Ben's hatred of him, True has not made any live reappearances on the show, although the peasants have joked about the idea.
During episode 34, the peasants had Jaclyn and G Man on at the same time to talk about the idea that Catholics are not true Christians. G Man talked about how TE made a video against Jaclyn, which was nothing more than a massive No True Scotsman fallacy. The video entirely lacked context and put the entire audience to sleep.
Return of the Red Man
True returned during Episode 192, in which he barraged the Live Chat with spam the whole show to try and get the peasants' attention. Paul read aloud a message True sent him trying to get in a debate.
During Episode 194 the peasants played a video where he showed evidence that they treat Christians poorly and he used KaceyTron (a true christian) as an example. Of course, the ԀP said she was a troll to hide the shitty treatment done to her.
During Episode 195 a video of his was played where he announced that he would be leaving Youtube. True blamed the Peasants for pushing him off of YouTube. Unsurprisingly, he took a few tips during his time with Brett Keane and returned to his YouTube channel shortly after. He still hosts his boring as fuck livestreams to this day.
Complexity of A Cell Argument
Despite admitting that he is not an expert on science He still labels himself a "DNA expert" on his Twitter profile. Using his knowledge, he has come up with a "very original argument." He claims that an individual cell is so complex, that it is impossible to have assembled without a Jesus. Clearly, his scientific understanding didn't go far enough to understand that today's complex cells took a long time to develop. 0/10 argument, T-Man.
No Such Thing As "Separation of Church and State?"
He made a video that is so fucking boring and unlettered that it hurt my brain. He first stated that the Capitol Building was approved as a church, which it was, however this is not a violation of church and state because the services were non-discriminatory and voluntary, which allowed preachers of many denominations to practice at the building. His second contention is that the United States government funded a priest for the Kaskaskia Indians (his ancestors). Again this is no violation, the priest was a stipulation the Indians imposed in a treaty that they were negotiating with the U.S. His last point is the most laughable. That it is not unconstitutional for the Bible to be taught in schools. Who knew that the DNA expert was also a master of law and its interpretation. His evidence is a letter by Benjamin Rush where Rush defends the teaching of the Bible in schools. So he chooses to ignore the numerous decisions made by the Supreme Court and hangs on this letter by Rush. TE you would do well to read this letter by Thomas Paine where he says "It is from the Bible that man has learned cruelty, rapine, and murder; for the belief of a cruel God makes a cruel man." So at the end of the video like a chicken playing chess TE shits on the playing board and declares himself the victor.
- He cannot say 'attributes' properly.
- He attributes his inability to say simple words to his Native American ancestry. English is his first language, though, so this excuse makes no fucking sense.
- He calls other people butthurt, yet is unable to take a joke.
- He made a video responding to his article on the old and shitty DP wiki.
- Yes. He made a video trying to refute a satirical wiki article written by random fans he doesn't know, which again just proves how butthurt he is.
- He has no self awareness nor a sense of humor.
- He is glad his ancestors were murdered so that he could be a Christian.
- He has given Brett Keane a rimjob. Twice.
- His main argument for intelligent design on his channel is that only intelligent designers have been known to create motor systems. Ironically, evolutionary theory explains how a motor could arise through biological processes using observed natural phenomena.
- His main tactic in any argument is to use complex vocabulary mixed in with blatant bullshit and sound like he knows what he is talking about, it could not be further from the truth.
- According to GalaxyDreams, True's real name is Ronnie. TJ called him True Moronnie in the first Religion Debate
- He thinks that the best argument ever is "God is a fact, prove me wrong."
- He's by far the most retarded person to ever appear on DP