Social Justice Warriors
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Straight white cis males are the most evil immoral beings ever, they are the direct descendants of Satan, and everyone else is oppressed by them.
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Social Justice Warriors (SJWs) are a brand of pussies that take offense to everything possible. Despite the majority of them being upper/middle class straight, white twats who wouldn't know oppression if it drove up their parent's high class houses and slapped its cock in their faces, they endlessly stand for every single different group at any time if said group is even mildly mentioned in any way that could possibly be perceived to be negative. Also, many try to fight sexism with sexism and racism with racism. Which, of course, just increases prejudice in general.
SJWs have no opinion at all and if they dare to do it they end up getting an open letter from another SJW. The letter wont say anything and it will mean nothing but a complain that someone else had an opinion.
They reproduce by asking verbally for consensual sex and fail to convince themselfs that body language is enough proof that their parner, a strong independent woman, wants the "D".
- 1 Popular Hives, Pseudo-Factions, and Championed Faggots
- 2 Rhetoric
- 3 Why their actions and rhetoric is harmful
- 4 Comparisons to Religion
- 5 The Great SJW Shitstorm Civil War
- 6 In A Nutshell
- 7 The Resister is Real
- 8 Videos
- 9 Gallery
Popular Hives, Pseudo-Factions, and Championed Faggots
SJWs are less like humans and more like bees in that they must assimilate into a hive mind that agrees on all the same shit. Even small disagreements result in public shunning and Character Assassination.
Prime examples include:
- Any and All feminists
- Otherkin faggots
- Steve Shives
- Wil Wheaton
- Rebecca Watson
- PZ Myers
- Catherine McKinnon
- Anne Wheaton
- The Guardian's Jessica Valenti
- Justin Trudeau, Prime Minister of Canada
- Laci Green
- Jenny McDermott
- Anita Sarkeesian
- Jonathan McIntosh
- Ryan Wiley
- Big Red
- Laughing Witch, the Cackling Cunt
- Bewildered Ape
- Black Lives Matter
- And several other million clueless fucks.
"That joke is offensive to a demographic that I may or may not even be a part of."— Your average feminist.
Since SJWs know they're bigoted scum, they try to justify their bigotry by redefining the definitions of words like racism and sexism from prejudice, preference, and/or discrimination based on race or sex to the institutional oppression of a race or sex. Because of their new definition they claim Blacks, Asians, Hispanics, and pretty much any non-white can't be racist because they don't have enough privilege to be.
So remember, you can go to South Africa where there are laws that intentional discriminate against Caucasians, call them a bunch of watermelon eating niggers and still not be racist.
Political Correctness and Hatred towards Free Speech
Despite them claiming to be liberal they go against the classic definition of liberalism. What once was a movement that advocated for free speech and the ability to say whatever the fuck you want, liberals now do the opposite in fear that they might offend or marginalize anyone who isn't them. Thus political correctness was born, a movement silencing free speech and facts since the 90's.
Most common with feminist and SJW infested places. Triggers do in fact exist, as people with PTSD can get triggered by several things. However, since most overly sensitive SJWs don't have PTSD, they just use trigger warnings to silence other people by slamming the "I'M SO OFFENDED" card, which apparently nullifies anything someone says.
See our trigger warnings article for more information.
Mansplaining, cissplaning, or literally any other splaining is used when Person A (who most likely holds more privileged) condescendingly explains to Person B (or any group SJWs think is marginalized) about their nonexistent oppression. They often bring up the argument that Person A, because they have more privilege, inherently doesn't know what their talking about due to their privilege, but Person B is completely right because oppreshun. So, even if Person A agrees with Person B, or has legit criticism, its moot. I mean, you could try to use actual arguments against Person A, but why do that when you can half-assidely say "oh well your just X-splaining so no one should listen to you".
Cultural Appropriation is when you "appropriate" things from other culture which is imperialism...somehow. Its retarded because a specific culture does NOT have some sort of magic copyright over that idea or tradition. If Culture A makes a food dish, then anyone is allowed to make that food dish too, just because it came from Culture A doesn't mean they can only do it and neither does it mean that other people have to ask people from Culture A to make it. In addition, SJWs are just getting offended for a group of people who might not even care that other people are enjoying their culture, but then again this probably never occurred to them.
"YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE"
Its similar to splaining, but in an ad hominem fashion. When a SJW attempts to use this, they denote the fact that their opponent is a straight (how the fuck would you know about their sexuality? OFFENSEEVE!!), white, male, cis, and therefore you have the most privileged of any group. Because of that, you apparently cant say shit and your criticism is somehow invalided because of your race or sexuality. Wait...being invalided because of your race? Hmmmm, theres a word for that. But we cant use it because power plus privilege.
In all seriousness, this is hilarious because the whiny fucks who use this argument are most commonly white, upper-middle class, spoiled white people, so by their own logic they need to shut the fuck up.
Why their actions and rhetoric is harmful
It should be established that black people and other minorities can be more, if not, just as strong-willed as white people, they do not and should not need these butt-hurt morons to give them a voice. Also, what SJWs (especially black ones) dont realize is that they're NOT the voice that speaks for their entire group, yet they're perfectly content acting like they're some kind of hive mind like the Borg or something.
SJWs are also guilty for engaging in double think. For example...
- If you hate gays you're a homophobe, but white gay men are horrible because they "try to act like black women". No, I'm not shitting you, this is an actual thing.
- Oh the patriarchy in the west is so OPPRESSIVE! But if you criticize the ACTUAL FUCKING PATRIARCHY in Middle Eastern Countries, then you're an islamaphobe
- #Notallmen is used to shut down any discussion, but they just call you every powerword in existence or inform you that you're "mansplaining"
- Oh they're for equality...as long as you dont have privilege, in which case anything you say is invalid because of the privileged that your race, sexuality, and skin color grants you.
- They frequently participate in censorship, which is something that many racist, regimes that oppressed people happily engaged in.
Against Liberalism and Social Justice
SJWs completely pervert what real social justice is actually about. Y'know, egalitarianism. In other words, not hating the "oppressors" just because they were born that way, but rather treating everyone as equals. Also, they make liberals look incredibly foolish and give us all a bad name.
Comparisons to Religion
Even though they tend to criticize religion (except for Islam) they are considered by many to be one. Here is a list of SJW rhetoric identical to the rhetoric tossed around by several religious people.
- Donald Trump is Satan.
- MRA's, Conservatives, and Egalitarians are heathens and non-believers.
- Privilege is Sin.
- Checking your Privilege is repenting for your sins.
- Anita Sarkeesian is God.
- Mainstream Feminists are priests.
- The Matriarchy is Heaven.
- The Patriarchy is Hell.
- Political Correctness is being Holy.
- Women are all Angels.
- Whites, Cisgenders, and Males are Demons.
The Great SJW Shitstorm Civil War
As of June 2015, all the SJWs ever were divided over some trivial bullshit on 'sexual harassment' acquisitions surrounding a "JJ Talkz".This followed in an epic flock of rage quits from Ryan Wiley and other worthless fucks. Since then, the SJW community has continued to segment itself further by saying certain factions of itself are more oppressed than other factions.
SJWS have been around since ancient times. Back then, they were often mistaken as frail women, depicted them actually being effeminate male peasants (not the good kind). SJWs were also seen during the French Revolution, wherein they fought against the nobility because of how oppressed they were.