Sex Twister

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Motherfucker! Motherfucker! Motherfucker! Motherfucker! Mother! Fucker! ARWAEARFHAWA! FUCKER! Mother! Mother, mother! Uarghh! Ughh! FUCKER!

— An example of their incredibly deep lyrics.
Sex Twister is a band whose music is featured during the breaks or when the Drunken Peasants are resolving technical difficulties. Ben sucks off the lead vocalist of the band, who he was once roommates with.[1] The lead singer later passed away via unknown circumstances, most likely due to a game of Sex Twister with Ben gone wrong. The music is done in an alternative-rock style and is characterized by sexually explicit lyrics. The music serves as an excellent parallel with the YouTube Chat whenever the peasants aren't on screen. Ben provided a lot of information about Sex Twister's backstory during episode 111.[2]

Discography

  • Cheese
  • Dekay
  • The Hobo Rap - Also known as Hobo Anal and Anal Hobo, The Hobo Rap is a fan favorite track of Sex Twister. It is the song that inspired TJ to rape Ben with a dirty toilet plunger. It is loosely based on the life of Paul's Ego.
  • Man Rape - A song by Sex Twister that tells the story of how Ben lost his virginity. It is one of the more common tracks played.
  • Motherfucker - The title of this song is quite self-explanatory.
  • Peaches and Cream - A song most notable for being used in the intro of The New And Improved Drunken Peasants. It has also been played during breaks.
  • Prison Rape
  • Sex Twister - Another popular song by the band that shares the band's name. It is critically acclaimed as one of the greatest hits of the 21st century and recently netted the band their first Grammy Award. It is the favorite track of any true DP fan.
  • She Fucked - A song about a man who preforms serial abortions. It has a much darker tone than most songs.
  • She Drives Me Crazy
  • Vagina Song
  • Virgin Killer
Sex Twister - Peaches and Cream
Sex Twister - The Hobo Rap
Sex Twister - Man Rape
Sex Twister - Motherfucker
Sex Twister - She Fucked
Sex Twister - Cheese
Sex Twister - Sex Twister
Sex Twister - Dekay
Sex Twister - She Drives Me Crazy
Sex Twister - Vagina Song
Sex Twister - Virgin Killer
Sex Twister - Prison Rape
Sex Twister - What Are You Waitin' For
Sex Twister - Feel Good Weather
Sex Twister - Rabbit Chase, Rabbit Kill

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Full Songs

Hobo Anal Lyrics

Downtown.
Hobo on the ground, says he got a probe. Yo I've got my chode, but no that's sick!
If I want a dick I can get a dick and I like the metal stick with the little drip drip.
Gobble knob on the top with all the stickiness and I know the satisfaction of a man don't get me wrong.
Waters your eyes and baby does it turn me on, like when a man tries to beat me.
Drop my hobo clothes and then he tries to feed me.
Cock in the mouth, foot in the mouth, sex in the south, bitch scream out.
Then I'll be the hobo you and your friends talk about.
Standing in the street getting bent over a bench, looking forward doing the probing experience.
Got the lube dude? Use it for the backin action!
Stick it in and watch the hobo's ass contraction!
Hobo, hobo, hobo, hobo, hobo!
Anal, anal, anal, anal, anal!
Probing, probing, probing, probing, probing hobo anal probing.
Chilling at home watching the tube sportin' a boner for the feeling of a hobos in the city of the probing.
Feeling good, looking out the window, looking down the alley for a dirty old hobo.
Yeah I like to anal probe each other like the dirty dozen
Says the ladies in the dress who's baby's momma daddy's cousin, they can feel like like a hobo tied me down for anal probing, ?????????????????????????????? cock in my ass and think it's funny, tickle and fucking bust you in the nuts, ???????????????????????????, fuck a dirty hobo dick it's also like to suck a drip.
Thinkin its a spike trip hobo probing competition building up the (new years?) of the ????.
Fuckin'
Hobo, hobo, hobo, hobo, hobo.
Anal, anal, anal, anal, anal.
Probing, probing, probing, probing, probing hobo anal probing.
Fuck it I ain't your tool, bitch,
Motherfucking
Feel that rimshot, bick cock in your mouth, caught thinking about an anal probe.
(Grease it, grease it, grease it, grease it, grease it up
Stick it, stick it, stick it, stick it in
Slide it up and down, slide it up an down, slide it all around) x5
Hobo hobo, hobo, hobo, hobo
Anal, anal, anal, anal, anal
Probing, probing, probing, probing, probing
Hobo anal probing

Man Rape Lyrics

And I'll come up with luck and then she felt my nuts

She said she was as hard as me and then I was confused with that comment,

I reached and grabbed her tits she said "do me baby oh baby do me, baby ooh"

Then she said, "let me tie you to the bed" and I answered happily,

I was getting whoopies

And when she was done, she pulled out her penis

THEN I STARTED TO SCREAM

WHILE SHE PEED ON ME!

She shit on my chest and rubbed my dick with it

She said bitch, you better watch as I suck your cock clean

And with utter disgust, I was hard as fuck

As she gobbled my knobble with the shit still clinging

To her chin as she started to begin

EAT MY SHIT!

OFF MY DICK!

And she started to moan, like she was getting boned

SHE WAS A MAN, JUST A SHIT-EATING MAAAAAN!

And I felt she could help me,

To set my demons free

Until she made my ass bleed, all night long

So I pissed on her face, just to mark my place

And she giggled and laughed like she was all, horny

epic solo

Alright

Peaches & Cream Lyrics

Tell me how to eat it right

How to save your flavor, all night

With my peaches and cream

On my body a dream with you girl

Tell me how to treat it right I'll lick your pussy all night

And I will poison dreams with my face in your cream

With details to come

And I believe (and I believe)

In your pussy (in your puss-ee)

And I will eat (and I will eat)

Your pussy clean (I'll eat it clean)

Tell me that you'll be my girl Tell me that you'll be my world Tell me that you'll be that slut in my dreams that I want you to be Tell me that you'll suck my dick Tell me that you'll lick lick lick Tell me that you'll rock my cock Like a whore and never stop Never stop (3x)

Tell me how to sick it right

How to poke you in the pokie and feel tight

With my dick clean from your mouth servicing

Lets go, girl

And I believe (and I believe)

In your pussy (in your puss-ee)

And I will cream (and I will cream)

In you pussy (in your puss-ee)

Tell me that you'll be my girl Tell me that you'll be my world Tell me that you'll be that slut in my dreams that I want you to be Tell me that you'll suck my dick Tell me that you'll lick lick lick Tell me that you'll rock my cock Like a whore and never stop Never stop (3x)

Sex Twister Lyrics

Simple sex twister

That's how he fucked her

As he stared into her eyes

Then he realized

That she's baptized with his cumshot

(With his cumshot)

In her mouth

(In her mouth)

She choked air in doubt

And then she came around

So I forgot her name

But I think she's black,

But she was white

With a ponytail made out of sperm

Let the girl burn

Let her asshole yearn for his rimjob

(For his rimjob)

Tug in the ass

(Tug in the ass)

And then she gasped

It feels like I passed

Please make it fast

I can't outlast

[Guitar solo]

Simple sex twister

She fucked his daughter

With a dildo strapped onto her pie

Let it inside, have a girl cry

With a lesbian

(With a lesbian)

Tug in the crotch

(Tug in the crotch)

It feels niiiiiice

It feels oh so nice

To fall in love

And I saw her outside

Playing with her new guy

Runnin naked on the porch

About to be a whore

About to be a whore

Virgin Killer Lyrics

I know what I want and I want the feeling. There's nothing inside me because I've got nothing to lose, nothing to fear. You did a dare said you'd come near, so I look up, up to the sky. My eyes are burnt. You take me home and when you lift up your skirt and bring me inside because inside will change my mind.

My friends are made of plastic, too.

So get the fuck up and move!

Looking around I got no one to play. Feeling so frisky, and going insane. You're laying there with that look on your face, with my dick in your hand and you pick at the strings. Sometimes lights come on and you run from this gun when I see your mom.

My friends are made of plastic, too.

So get the fuck up and move!

When I feel I got one inside

I feel I must be dreaming. She took, fit to scheming

Pedal to the metal and I'm gonna turn right. The walls are closing in and I'm blocking out the light. Freeze my virginity with my sterility Gotta find a back seat she can get into me.

My friends are made of plastic, too.

So get the fuck up and move!

solo

She Fucked Lyrics

Little Joey, sittin' on the porch

Smoking crack cocaine like a whore

She smoked a little bit and lit it, smoked up all her shit

Now she can't even stand on her feet again

Dadda beat her momma fucked her for all she was worth

Now she can't even give birth to the

Child she wanted with a boy she adored because

She's called a whore, she's called a whore

And I'll just see what she started Joey always said she was a little thick in the hips

And she'd get wasted, try to, have some kids

And she fucked (2x) (And she fucked and she fucked!) (2x) And she fucked and she fucked! (2x) (all together) And she fucked and she fucked (2x)

When she sat there cryin'

Went through my bedroom laughin'

Her dad held a coat hanger

As he twist it inside her

The fetus fell to the floor when he said, LETS FUCK SOME MORE!

And she fucked and she fucked! (2x) (And she fucked and she fucked!) (2x) And she fucked and she fucked! (2x) (And she fucked and she fucked!) (2x) She fucked, she fucked! (She fucked, she fucked!) And she fucked and she fucked! (together) And she fucked and she fucked!

Then she said, don't speak to me

And she took off her shorts

To clean up the blood on the floor

She soaked it up and drank it all like she's a vampire kid

Never to be, let in the light again...

References

  1. https://youtu.be/-ueL1LewRto?t=1h25m
  2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx_AUZvB_WM