I do! I eat tons of ass!— Rybi Jenkins
Rybi "At Least I Have Chicken" Jenkins, also known as Ribeye Jenkins by PaulsEgo, is a professional twitch streamer, gamer, ass-eater, juggalo, and woman. She is much of the DP Subreddit's equivalent to Lucifer. She was utilized during the Crazy Craigslist Ads for a time before the segment was retired again.
We don't have to write our own description, as Scotty already accurately predicted one during episode 267. She eats ass exclusively for a living and is known worldwide as an ass-eater that has eaten ass in every country and continent of the world. For free!
On Drunken Peasants
My blue-haired squeaky goddess, yes!— TJ Kirk
Rybi's first mention was in episode 265, where Ben read a chat message from her about how Egghead likes to suck on his sister's big cock. Rybi's first appearance was on episode 267 to read the Crazy Craigslist segment, in which she read sweat-inducing erotic ads in some of her high pitch voices. Some ads include people looking for: piss play, logs of shit, satanic sex rituals, extreme fetishes, and more. Paul's dick was at full mast during the whole segment for some unspecified reason and he later claimed that same night he would dream of a bunny rabbit fucking him on a satanic altar.
Halfway through the show she accidentally muted herself for a bit, though she gave zero fucks and just had a giggle over it. She later brought up her favorite type of sandwich, which led to TJ getting an erection as well. She also asked Scotty about his phobia of Egghead and revealed he is a huge Scotty fan that has a shrine to the Kaiser.
She was a popular guest on the show and the fans unanimously agreed she was way better than Egghead, who was being a salty motherfucker in the chat the whole time, although he later formally apologized to her. She was mentioned again during the following episode, this is also where the peasants talked about Egghead being jealous and further offered her a position as part of the Crazy Craigslist Ads, a segment that lasted until the peasants' move to Seattle during September of 2016.
The Sweghead Situation
In late August of 2016, Egghead opened a GoFundMe to help his wife with financial troubles, as encouraged by Rybi who later claimed she regrets the decision. It eventually came to light that the money was going towards legal fees regarding Egghead's fiancee having "tapped some kid on the head" at a daycare back in the day. Many people in the community called out the fundraiser as either dishonest or immoral which led to its' eventual closure on September 1st. Ultimately, this resulted in a "debate" between Galen and Egghead during episode 275.
Some of the community gained disdain for Rybi over essentially taking Egghead's side during the debacle, though she had since admitted it was poor mistake and she would have acted differently with the information she knows now.
Jesus: The Eternal Bridegroom
The peasants seemingly retired the Craigslist segment again during episode 282 and instead had Rybi return for a reading from Gail Chord Schuler's book, Jesus the Eternal Bridegroom. The first passage selected had to do with an army of massive killer dongs controlled by Gail. After her readings, the peasants talked a bit about the book and Rybi claimed it was worth the money. The Chat went fucking insane since it was Rybi's first real appearance since the Egghead situation and the DP Subreddit blew up again, likely in part to being mentioned by her.
I feel like a Make-A-Wish kid right now. Like, my whole dream has just been fulfilled, so i'm just real excited! I don't care, I'll eat anyone's ass right now!— Rybi's offer to Paul.
Sorry for the erections, guys!— Her apology during episode 267.
Scotty gets orn top of Egghead!— Her proposal for fanfic writers in the fan community.
I once shat myself in Target.— Inside the Discord voice channel, shared at her request.
I'm a Holocaust victim! Look how skinny I am!
- She's your dad.
- She is apparently responsible for securing Coppercab's guest appearance for episode 322.
- She's a loli.
- She was often featured on Mondays.
- Rybi has a somewhat popular Discord server. It was mentioned during episode 293.
- She could somehow manage to make a novelization of Schindler's List fun to listen to.
- She has made a few guest appearances on... THE EGGHEAD SHOW!
- She will do pissplay, ladies and gentleman.
- The peasants accurately predicted what her DP Wiki page would look like.
- Due to her high-pitched tones, some people in the live chat confused her for the elusive Jane Ass.
- Paul once claimed he would be deep-dicked on an altar if Rybi read an ad for it.
- She does a ton of accents, most notably Russian.
- Rybi once held an AMA on the DP Subreddit and received only a single question that wasn't trolling.
- She is impossible to dislike if you have a conversation with her.
- She's the founder of A Partnership for an Egghead-free America.
- Ben accused her of playing Madden, which she was quick to dismiss.
- She has agoraphobia, leading in-part to her eventual streaming career.
She "took Egghead's spot" on DP.Her appearance on episode 267 temporarily transformed Egghead into the saltiest man alive.
- Episode 267 (guest)
- Episode 269
- Episode 270 (guest)
- Episode 271
- Episode 273 (guest)
- Episode 275 (guest)
- Episode 282 (guest)
- Episode 300 (mentioned)