Mr. Repzion

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Daniel Sulzbach
In anticipation of episode 300.
In anticipation of episode 300.
Personal Details
Profession
Religion
Age

25 (born December 5, 1991)

Birth place

Washington, United States

Residence

Washington, United States

Status
  • Cosplaying as Deadpool
  • Jerking Off To Star Wars
Social Networking
Youtube channel
Email

repproductions@mrrepzion.com

Facebook

MrRepzionOfficial

Twitter

MrRepzion

Discord

https://discord.gg/mrrepzion

Google+

MrRepzion

Patreon

mrrepzion

Physical attributes
Eye colour

Blue

Hair colour

Brown

I like Chocolate Malk. I just do.

— Repzion giving us valuable information.[1]

I'm a reptile god of the universe.

— Repzion introduces himself to ԀP.

Daniel Sulzbach is a German-American atheist heathen from the U.S. state of Washington and creator of the YouTube channel, Mr. Repzion.[2] His pasty-white face has been a guest on the Drunken Peasants three times, and he has visited Africa twice. Half of the audience of Drunken Peasants dislike him, and the other half want to suck his cock. Coincidentally, the same seems to be true for the entire African population. Paul's Ego once dubbed him as a "fifteen sentence guest".[3]

Daniel is known to be an avid fan of Star Wars who sheds both tears and semen as he watches them, and also cosplays - rather poorly - as Deadpool. So if you happen to attend a convention and see an emaciated Deadpool wearing a Pikachu hat running around, makes sure to shoot him in the fac- ...I mean take a selfie with him and tell him how inspirational he is.

He's actually a reptilian

History

Mr. Repzion was a fan of The Amazing Atheist, even back when he described himself as a Christian. He was respected by many for not forcing his beliefs on everyone else, even becoming good friends with TJ during this time despite their differences and was later promoted by The Amazing Atheist on his channel in 2012. He gradually escaped from the hold of religion and became an atheist, getting closer to TJ. This led to their intimate relationship. He more recently received some pretty creepy death threats (aka "jokes") from Vegan Gains as well after he had the audacity to suggest vegans shouldn't be forcing their beliefs on everyone else. In reality, her name is Dani and she's actually a vegan feminist who plays the role of a hateful gamer.[4]

Repzion had eventually announced that he is trying to make a transition from YouTube atheist videos towards videos focused on self-help and education. This has to do with his change in attitude from 'angry atheist' to a 'passive atheist' who doesn't care. [1] Now he's gotten into some heat with the vegan community and does some random gaming videos, of course which is nowhere near the level of quality of RageFeed.

His pussification has become even further realized after he backed down from being on Episode 150 to confront Vegan Gains. Daniel is officially the biggest commie of the ԀPverse. 

On Drunken Peasants

You've turned him into a... Deadpool-cosplaying, butt-fucking, maniac!

— Paul talking to TJ during episode 190.[5]

We swear! Repzion is actually capable of being charismatic and interesting. I promise you!

— TJ's take on the lost episode of Repzion.[6]

Debut Appearance

Repzion made his first guest appearance early on during episode 15. He was brought on to discuss topics such as legal weed, political bullshit in Ukraine, and fan questions. He once commented he had a difficult time knowing when to speak on the episode.

Second Appearance

During episode 63, Repzion introduced himself in the most cringe way possible by explaining his complex and edgy sci-fi reptilian backstory that led to him becoming reptile God of the universe. Scotty speculated that Repzion was a tare trying to take over the peasants from the inside. The peasants talked about Repzion's crying over the new Star Wars trailer and explained how they're real men instead of him. They later talked about Star Trek and how people exceedingly compare the two series, despite few similarities outside of setting and names. They brought up Daniel's terrible cooking videos and Repzion offered to bake TJ a donut he could fuck. Repzion's microphone was garbage and Ben commented it sounded like he was in a wind tunnel the entire time.[7]

The peasants later played a Christian video talking about the Satanic-Jewish Illuminati agenda, to which Repzion later did a Faceplam Sunday video on. After a break, the peasants and Repzion got into a dorky circlejerk about the new lightsaber designs for the then upcoming film, with Repzion nearly creaming his pants at the idea of a film adaption of Knights of The Old Republic. They also discussed topics such as stupid Christians, police brutality, and watching stupid ads. Before Daniel could leave, TJ shattered his dreams by saying the new Deadpool move was going to suck ass.

Third Appearance

Did TJ ever get you to try and eat him?

— Ben.[8]
Daniel on Religion, Veganism, and Nihilism
On episode 190, it was planned he would debate Vegan Gains with Paul as a moderator before Gains pussies out. After Gains' cancellation they went on with a standard episode. Repzion revealed his girlfriend was out of town for the week, so he had to improvise by spreading peanut butter all over his cock and letting his dogs go at it. Repzion's Skype avatar during the episode changed to a picture of muscular Vegain Gains simply captioned "Stingray Back". Repzion went out to talk about the amazing relationship he currently has with his family ever since he moved out of his parents' place. Repzion also believed that his father having a stroke made him a better person (this isn't just our lowbrow humor, watch the episode) and TJ claimed it was an act of Gawd. Repzion then sucked TJ's cock over having made him the YouTuber he is and impacting his big decisions in life. Daniel later referenced an incident in which his father kicked him out for being a fan of an atheist heathen like TJ, which helped set him on the right path.

Repzion started talking about everything TJ has taught him, which caused Ben to ask if TJ has ever requested that Repzion eat him alive. Repzion didn't give a straightforward answer, but it's obvious the idea remained on TJ's mind for the entire night after the show. Scotty claimed that TJ would be too fat and skinny to eat, though Repzion thought he would taste better than any of the peasants. TJ suggested there was only one way to find out for sure. When it seemed Gains really wasn't gonna show, Repzion said he was eager to talk to Gains in the near future and call him out on his bullshit.

Repzion's sensual face managed to raise the show to a record high for live viewers, inspiring the peasants to consider having more women on in the future. TJ suggested that Repzion's videos would be vastly superior if he had a different voice, though Paul suggested Daniel would be much more entertaining if he was an entirely different person. Repzion later described a video in which he called all of his viewers faggots and he gained 15k subscribers, likely fellow lesbians trying to support LGBT YouTubers like himself. Rep and the peasants later had to come the defense of Rey from Star Wars, with some asshat shouting from the rooftops she was a Mary Sue character. Repzion insulted Paul's awesome story and as such was hanged live by the peasants.

It was revealed there was a lost interview hosted by the peasants featuring Repzion in which he managed to actually be interesting (too bad it was lost).

Wheel of Misfortune I

Repzion trying to eat out Gin's pussy.

It's Gimpmunk everybody!

— TJ when Repzion put on his gimp mask.[9]
During episode 300, Repzion participated in the Wheel of Misfortune as was announced prior. Repzion was a total dumbass during the entire quiz show; missing almost every question and ignoring the show's rules at some points. He passed up $100 to snort pepper because he thought he would have to snort entire peppercorns. Paul told him how wrong he was as TJ grinded out the pepper for the true hero, Pimpmunk, to step up to the plate. He had all types of shit done to him like wearing a gimp mask, getting smacked in the ass with a paddle, and doing a cringey pig impression. Throughout the entire episode he was eager to get into Gin's pussy, when he was asked to lick her boots he attempted to go after her thighs.

By the end of the show, Daniel came in third place by a wide-margin with only two-hundred points. However, by the end of the episode he had earned a commendable one hundred and fifty-one spankings before tapping out when faced with the idea of getting two whole minutes with the Mistress's swift flogger.

On Amazing Atheist

We're both about banging those fine-ass bitches!

— Repzion says what he and TJ have in common.

In 2012, Repzion made his first appearance on TJ's channel in the video YOUTUBE IS LOVE! Repzion later made two guest videos on TJ's channel in 2014.

YOUTUBE IS LOVE
The Bible Endorses Rape (Guest Video by Mr. Repzion)
ALL MEN ARE MURDERERS!

On Creationist Cat

Creationist Cat has made a guest video on Repzion's channel where he exposed chemtrails. Two months later, CC made a video where he pwned the ever loving fuck out of Repzion. Repzion has not made a response, as he is obviously too scared to confront the lord's chosen cat.

Kylie Jenner Chemtrail Conspiracy EXPOSED!
MrRepzion Totally Freaking PWND!

On The Bible Reloaded

Repzion has made a guest appearance on Hugo and Jake's The Bible Reloaded channel for a reading of Jack Chick's "Kidnapped!".[10]

A fan of Repzion doing an accurate cosplay.

Acting Career

In late 2015, Daniel joined the growing number of popular YouTubers who are trying their hand at mainstream acting. He's cleverly banking on his youth, good looks and hordes of fans before they inevitably fall from his grasp along with his other hopes and dreams.

He made his acting debut in Trisha Paytas' latest picture Viral Video 2 where he played the part as an irritating pussy who we want to stab in the throat (which means he had an easy time adapting to the role).

Quotes

You can't go wrong with more boobs, ever.

— A very wise and insightful advice.[11]

Give me your money, and you got my sex.

— Daniel to Satan after he fell on hard times.[12]

I'll give you a nice warm hug, I've got a nice and hard erection for ya'.

— Repzion to TJ at the end of an episode. [13]

Hitler did nothing wrong yo.

— Daniel showing his approval on Hitler's actions[14]

I wanna make it abundantly clear that if you are a vegetarian you don't deserve to live.

— Daniel's humble opinion on vegetarians.

If you are a vegan you die.

— Daniel's ԀP approved message to vegans.

I eat meat because all gay people are going to Hell.

— This is the reason why most people in the world eat meat.

Trivia

  • He went to Africa.
  • He has alluded several times to the fact that he has multiple nutsacks.
  • Scoopy finds Repzion's videos boring.
  • The Amazing Atheist was banned from Repzion's house when he was a teenager.
  • Ben and Repzion both agree that the new Star Trek movies suck.
  • He is friends with Ryan Wiley (though Ryan's extreme love for Repzion remains unrequited).
  • Mr. Repzion's house was searched for pan possession, prompting him to leave town.
  • Mr. Repzion has an older brother who is also a YouTuber. He has two channels.
  • Giving off rape vibes.
    People has accused Repzion of inspiring a murderer's actions just because that particular individual is a subscriber of his. To repeat, some people actually think others are willing to commit murder at the behest of Mr-fucking-Repzion who wears a Pikachu hat.
  • He left his apartment because of his shitty neighbors.
  • He was intended to appear on Episode 100.
  • He went to Africa
  • Mr. Repzion experienced his first orgasm as a small child when entranced by the bust of a pixelated woman from a 90's video game. Anita was right.
  • He has also claimed that as a child, he masturbated for Jesus, whatever the hell he meant by that.
  • Mr. Repzion was parodied by the SyeTenAtheist in his Jaclyn Glenn video. Daniel was flattered by this.
  • His videos have helped many young fans overcome their personal problems and become happier people. Wow
  • Mr. Repzion masturbates 23 times a day.
  • He is criticized by iMustDestroyAll for criticizing Onision.
  • He went to Africa
  • Sargon of Akkad worried that Daniel was devolving into a SJW because of his video criticizing Nash Grier's taste in women.
  • His skin is so pale, because he has Finnish ancestors.[15] He might be also a Twilight vampire, since there is no proof he isn't.
  • When asked about Jaclyn Glenn's plagiarism, Repzion confirms that he "doesn't give a shit" considering he was once responsible for the old copy-and-paste on a single occasion during his desperate "posting vids every day" phase. Though, he did find it a tad odd that Jaclyn felt the need to do it way too often.
  • He has cried at every Star Wars movie except for Attack of the Clones.
  • He went to Africa to build houses and shit for all the poor darkies who live there. He only did this because he has jungle fever and fantasizes about being a slave owner who dominates black women, according to Cassidy Boon.
  • TJ said his videos would be better if he had a different voice during Episode 190.
  • He fucking hates people who watch hentai and would prefer it if they fucked animals.
  • He dueled and defeated LeafyIsQueer for leadership of the Reptilians.
  • He admits that he tries to be mean to people because he's insecure about his stupid fucking voice.
  • DID WE MENTION AFRICA?!
  • Various people have trouble pronouncing his name, opting for RepZYon.

Gallery

Appearances

External Links

References

  1. https://youtu.be/3UcD_azzjPA?t=28s
  2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7o9b8Sw2e4
  3. https://youtu.be/Pf2eBI7qYQc?t=2h31m
  4. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcMQU6Kke0s
  5. https://youtu.be/Pf2eBI7qYQc?t=27m40s
  6. https://youtu.be/Pf2eBI7qYQc?t=2h31m40s
  7. https://youtu.be/2l6ecZOpj3Y?t=14m20s
  8. https://youtu.be/Pf2eBI7qYQc?t=29m15s
  9. https://youtu.be/ee62b-TMF0U?t=38m
  10. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwFVCzd0h68
  11. https://youtu.be/mstGx7EDdPI?t=23m55s
  12. https://youtu.be/JRZfldpK7Lw?t=2m40s
  13. https://youtu.be/2l6ecZOpj3Y?t=2h53m25s
  14. http://i.imgur.com/GzRJ35X.jpg
  15. https://youtu.be/EzY_z9jPevQ?t=2m28s
Vegan Pic.jpg The Vegan Gains Saga
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