|When he sees his own name written on that barely-legal booty.|
1985 November 11
United States: Whichever state has the ripest legal pussy.
Sucking YouTube's dick and letting his wife to cuck him.
Too many to fucking list but primarily Onision
Oh! Because it's my face and I'm worth a billion dollars.— Onision being humble.
Yeah, if you wanna fuck with someone, don't fuck with one of the most honest people on the internet.— Onision Being Humble 2, Electric Pedoloo
Gregory Cuck Jackson is a 30-year-old (seriously) cuntbag, hobbit, and white knight known by his online handle, Onision. To sum this baby-faced shill up, it's basically the annoying, attention-seeking kid in your class that persistently makes inflammatory statements to get a rise but not in an endearing way, in a way that makes everyone around him want to bludgeon him with the nearest metal object. Give that one cunt a shitrillion of fangirls and you get Onision. He runs several popular channels that are all the same thing, if you want to take the risk, search him up on YouTube.
- 1 On Amazing Atheist
- 2 On Drunken Peasants
- 3 "Ladies' Man"
- 4 Vegetarianism/Veganism
- 5 Borderline Pedophilia
- 6 His Stupid Fucking "Book"
- 7 In A Nutshell
- 8 Quotes
- 9 Trivia
- 10 Image Gallery
- 11 Appearances
- 12 References
On Amazing Atheist
TJ has criticized him before on his channel, as well as Mr. Repzion who has made a series of videos responding to his antics before finally stopping when chronicling his bullshitery became too much of an unbearable task. Onision once wore a banana costume, even though bananas are in short supply after BananaGate. This video was famously featured on an episode of Tosh.0, further feeding Greg's giant ego.
On Drunken PeasantsDuring episode 85, Scotty commented it was the only Onision video of any value and suggested TJ watch it again. Years later during a Drunken Peasants meetup in Oregon, TJ mistook him for a real banana and shoved him up his ass. Ben once tweeted at Onision asking him to appear on the show but his bitch ass refused, likely because he is afraid of being shoved up TJ's ass again live on air.
Women Against Feminism
One of Onision's video about Feminism was featured during the appearance on Mercedes Carrera during Episode 85. Throughout the video, Onision berates Women Against Feminism, claiming it tries to sully the "true" dictionary definition of Feminism, thus showing his ignorance to the inherent sexism found in the third-wave feminist movement. After spouting the incredibly dishonest "77 cent to the dollars" wage gap statistic and every other tired argument in the book, Onision declares that these women are disagreeing with their own privileges won by Feminism in the past, blissfully unaware that people are clearly not referring to first-wave or second wave feminism.
Onision suggests that we need to support women and join together as a group, in this case Feminism, just because they have accomplished something progressive and productive to society in the past, regardless of what else negative things they did in the past or what they are doing today. If you don't adhere to these strict standards, according to our friend Onision, you are nothing more disgusting spoiled human scum.
Using the logic of Onision, the first ones who made a mandatory legal requirement places of work to have rest areas, cafeterias, dressing rooms for their workers and also first ones who legislated mandatory paid holiday times were the Nazis. So if you like and support those things then I guess by Onision's "logic" you must also need support Nazism and be a Nazi, right? Mercedes Carrera immediately took a disliking to him despite not knowing jack shit about him beforehand.
Views on Self-Mutilation
Onision supposedly has "saved hundreds of people's lives" by calling those who cut themselves "stupid". Apparently, having a YouTube channel is now enough to make one an expert in psychiatry. His idiocy regarding this issue was shown in Episode 92.
Video on Milo Yiannopoulos and Vegan Gains
He was finally featured again on Episode 246 when the Peasants reacted to his video on Milo Yiannopoulos and Vegan Gains. He criticized Milo for thinking Feminism is cancer. He "rebuked" Milo's arguments by stating the dictionary definition of Feminism, that it's about equality, and ignoring all of Feminism's other beliefs, as well as invoking the No True Scotsman fallacy. The next part of his video was on Vegan Gains. He dismissed Vegan Gains gloating about a fellow bodybuilder getting cancer because he ate meat, thus committing something worse than The Holocaust. He also dismissed all the death threats he made as being alleged, despite the fact that Vegan Gains has openly admitted to doing so. However, the Peasants were more focused on all his jump cuts, which he used between each and every one of his sentences.
Onision is widely popular with preteen girls and is often a big role model for them; as is every other pseudo-masculine faggot cunt. Not only is Onision an awful role model just in principal, but there's tons of reasons why he's a scummy bag of foreskins (Just ask Someguy827). He was also Jaclyn Glenn's inspiration too, so we can indirectly blame him for her plagiarist ways.
He has said plenty of times that he thinks women are superior to men and doesn't consider that sexist because it's only sexist if men do it.
Onision has expressed his fervent love for veganism numerous times throughout his YouTube escapades, even though he is not even a vegan, but a vegetarian. He is even been criticized for this hypocrisy by other vegans. He appears to love to go for the most preachy, emo-rage, holier than thou approach to this conceivable. Instead of intelligently elucidating his thoughts, reasoning, and arguments for and about veganism, he angrily shouts into the camera and explains why he's the greatest person alive for not eating meat. He also conveniently ignores that consumption of plant life and meat, not just plant life, is what got the human species this far in the evolutionary cycle. Because who needs biological realities?
It's been apparent for a long while that Onision has a thing for young girls, having started dating his wife when she was only 17, despite the age of consent being 18 in California where he lives. However, more unsettling things have been revealed recently. He runs a forum where he encourages early teen girls to post pictures of themselves in just panties and a bra.. He then uses these pictures and "critiques" them in youtube videos that get hundreds of thousands of views, shaming the fat ones to his multi-million subscriber audience. However, it would not be surprising if this was just a cover up and he actually uses these pictures to put in his spank bank.
When people like Blaire White and other vloggers criticized him, he had a major psychotic meltdown where he called her every single gendered insult in the book from "bitch" to "cunt". When called out on the hypocrisy, he almost immediately jumped ship to Egalitarianism. This much butthurt and mental insecurity hasn't been seen since the last five times Devon Tracey thought people were still calling him a racist.
Also he's totally not a creep or a pedophile, guys. He just moved to a state where it was legal to fuck fifteen year olds, so he can marry a seventeen year old and have a sixteen year old fuckbuddy between them. While also asking girlfriends in the past to get tattoos on their body saying "I will never lie again." while asking girls on his site to draw his name on their supple creamy prepubescent skin. See? Not creepy at all. And if you still disagree with him, he will send his fans to flag and downvote your videos while he contend IDs them.
His Stupid Fucking "Book"
Despite not having read a book in 14 years, Onision thought he was smart enough to write to a standard worthy of money (is that you Brett?). The end product was an extremely poorly written teen fiction 'novel' called Stones to Abbigale. No one should read it because it fuckin' sucks. This video is a good summary of the book, so watch this instead of torturing yourself with Onion's book:
In A Nutshell
I'm proudly sexist against men. They are vastly inferior to women. This makes me a feminazi? Perfect. Feminism is too tolerant of men.— Mentally stable? 
If after all I just said you still think men and women are equal, you're a fool. Men are drastically inferior.— Definitely a respectable human being.
Most women deserve at least 90% custody of their kids because they did more than 90% of the work creating them. Know your role men.— Him pulling statistics out of his ass and sounding like he's from the 1950s.
... all men who cheat should kill themselves.
... I feel women are superior to men in most every significant way.— Had this sexist opinion for years, it seems.
If women can be faithful in their minds & bodies, why can't men? Time to step up boys, put the porn mag down.— His opinion probably has changed on this (tweet is more than 2 years old), but spoken like a true conservative.
99% of rapes are committed by men— Surely this is an accurate statistic worthy of belief.
Men commit most all crimes in this world... what does this mean? Women are awesome, that's what it means.— Flawless logic.
When I die, people will laugh, and in that I will have succeeded as a comedian.— Let's help him achieve his goal faster!
- He has blocked TJ on Twitter. 
- He is the self-proclaimed "Most Honest Person on the Internet". The sheer irony of how Trump that statement is to a lib-tard like him is mindblowing.
- He likes to fuck and marry underage teenage fangirls.
- He murdered his pet turtle.
- He filmed his ex-girlfriend having a seizure and mental breakdown.
- Greg has a character named Emo Charlie who is whiny, douchey, and self obsessed. He is supposedly a satirical caricature, but in reality It's an extension of his personality.
- He's a scrawny little fuck that whines about haters.
- He still suffers from teen angst despite being in his thirties.
- Repzion and Someguy would be willing to join their evil forces together to stop Onision from fucking 16 year olds.
- Often needs to fuck vegetables to get aroused.
- Is one of the biggest pieces of shit to have over a million subscribers.
- He has done videos with former ԀP ally Jaclyn Glenn. Suddenly, her repeated plagiarism is starting to look not as bad anymore.
- Mr Repzion thinks his name is Onion.
- Besides the fact that he posted a video on YouTube of his girlfriend instead of taking her to the doctor after she had forgotten her own husband's name, and that he took a line out of the Herman Cain book and said "If you cut yourself; blame yourself", and that he made an underage fan pregnant... he's still a piece of shit.
- He also said in his video titled "Murder Eaters"  (uploaded in April 2009) that the population of the world that regularly consumes meat are "murderers" therefore they should be tortured and killed the fuck off. He quickly removed the video less than one day after its release. He has been criticized by a lot of vegans on his genocidal opinions and obnoxious behavior on meat consumers.
- Similar to Butt King, he is known for falsely accusing others, like, for example, Smosh, of stealing his shit.
- He moved out of state to marry a 17 year-old.
- One of his latest feminism videos cites a source from a Twitter poll he himself made as definite 100% proof.
- Known cyberbully pinecone LeafyIsHere made a video talking about how much of a cuck he is.
- He quit being a feminist after people called him out for calling a hot trans woman an "ugly stupid bitch cunt" fifteen times in one video. Now he can call women bitches and cunts all he wants.
- Onision is a little known bitch. Oh, and pedophile. But WAIT! LOOK OVER THERE! A COMPLETELY UNRELATED STREAM OF BLATHERING GIBBERISH!
- In lieu of his "I'm a Banana" video, Onision is forever on the look out for TJ. Much to the chagrin of every sane person to every exist, Onision still continues to exist and subsequently to
take a steaming shitupload videos to Youtube.
- He, along with Tommy Sotomayor and Brett Keane, are the only DP enemies to get an entire episode devoted to them
- You can buy Onision's here
He is the fan of the Joker just like VenomFag...'nuff said
Human thrash being pointed out by Beyond Phere