Mercedes Carrera

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Mercedes Carrera
Waiting for all the semen to drip out.
Waiting for all the semen to drip out.
Personal Details
Profession
  • Engineer
  • Pornstar
  • YouTuber
  • Gender Traitor
Age

33

Birth place

Los Angeles, California

Residence

United States

Status

Internalizing her dildo nicknamed "misogyny", among many other items and people.[1]

Social Networking
Youtube channel

Mercedes Carrera

Website

Mercedes Carrera

Twitter

▲ Mercedes Carrera ▲

Mercedes Carrera

Physical attributes
Eye colour

Brown

Hair colour

Black

I'm just tired of women who are a bunch of pathetic, whiner, narcissists speaking out on behalf of all women everywhere and thinking that's acceptable.

— Mercedes Carrera on episode 85.

Mercedes Carrera is a Latin-American pornographic actress, self-proclaimed slut and engineer patriarchal gender traitor that strongly opposes the views of most internet feminists, especially those fighting against GamerGate. Mercedes has been DP'd a number of times. She also has made a few guest appearances on the Drunken Peasants Podcast.

Description

Despite having her brains fucked-out periodically, said organ manages to stay intact, unlike those subscribing to the ideology that views Princess Peach as problematic. She also runs her own charity simply entitled, "The Porn Charity", which does just that: raises money through porn. Taking dicks for dimes. Sucking penises for pennies. Cumming for coins etc. TJ describes her as having deep thoughts and not just a deep throat.

Mercedes serves as the antithesis for Anita Sarkeesian. The fanbase is always excited to have her on the show; the fans value her thorough and nuanced opinions along with her stellar argumentation. Not only does she offer these great things, but she even has a sweet rack. The peasants inquired about her about her religious views, to which Mercedes said that if there was a divine creator he must have dun fucked it all up.

She criticizes feminists' portrait of all women as a victims of a cisgender, white, patriarchal society. These same feminists argue that her opinion is irrelevant as they feel she has been brainwashed and implanted with "internalized misogyny". Like everyone else with a brain, shows nothing but dissent, dislike, and disgust at Anita. Mercedes' hatred for Anita stems from her professional victim routine, citing that she wouldn't respond to her requests to show support for a real rape victim.

On Drunken Peasants

Episode 85

Mercedes was first introduced on Drunken Peasants during episode 85 and was one of the most well received guests on the show. It is unknown how this positive reception came to fruition, though it unlikely relates to her chest size. The peasants first discussed a charity's refusal to take her donations raised through porn because sex is the Devil, as well as the drama surrounding the issue that ultimately resulted in the creation of her own charity organization. Mercedes mentioned she's appeared on other podcasts and felt held back, to which Ben responded the more crude she became here on DP, the higher level of quality the show would elevate to.

Ben mentioned BananaGate and TJ's oil video Mercedes, who revealed they are soul-siblings as she too has fucked a banana in her time as a porn-star. She was also present for Onision's video claiming all women against Feminism are gender-traitors that need to conform to a single pro-woman movement, to which Mercedes took an instant disliking to him for trying to tell her how to think. Mercedes later compares Onision's idea to the female equivalent of No Child Left Behind.[2]

They eventually played a video of her eventual rival, bitchboy Ryan Wiley, in which the four had to rebuke Ryan's dishonest claims regarding the wage-gap. Near the end of the show, Mercedes and the peasants planned to schedule a debate between her and Ryan. Wiley eventually pussied out (big surprise), as he is far too afraid of achieving sexual climax on air.

Episode 104

Been up all night 'researching' the videos of tonight's guest, [Mercedes Carrera]. Our arms are tired, but we'll still do the show anyway..

— Drunken Peasants Twitter before episode 104.[3]

Oh feck yeah!

— Ben's conclusion.
She then made a second appearance on episode 104. Before Carrera was allowed on, Ben had to run a background check to ascertain that she was qualified for the esteemed position of DP guest. He, and the rest of the fanbase, did copious amounts of "research" on her "qualifications". When they brought her on the show, she taught them about expensive sex dolls, a literal fucking-machine being used in porn, and all the male porn stars being outsourced from China as a result. TJ told her that any out of work male porn-stars would make a great living as a Catholic priest.[4]

Ben mentioned that he invited Ryan Wiley to be on the show and talk about a number of topic with Mercedes, though Ryan never responded. They then moved into one of Ryan's own videos in which he pulls a Jack Thompson by talking about how video games can affect our mindset and decay our morality, in turn Mercedes mocks Wiley for trying to imply just playing a video game can cause sexism. She also points out his hypocrisy in being unwilling to engage her in debate and dismissing her as "some random pornstar". Later on during the show, they all had an in-depth analysis of a Jesus-themed porno that Mercedes took place in.

Episode 185

Mercedes made a third appearance for episode 185, which happened to include the most sensual thumbnail in Drunken Peasants history. When the peasants first brought her on, they talked about her upcoming visit to the porn awards and how her sexy scenes managed to help some dudes get through the war. Mercedes considered sitting on Ben's face halfway through her introduction. Mercedes also told a story about a friend of hers who got a dog's erect cock stuck in her cunt.[5] When first shown a video of The Vigilant Christian, Mercedes commented that he would be much more endearing if he was an open homosexual.

The peasants later tear apart a Josh McIntosh video in which he claims minority women should ALL be listened to, even though he has Mercedes herself blocked on Twitter. TJ encouraged Mercedes to fuck Josh with a giant metal strap-on, to which Mercedes confirmed that a similar porn parody actually exists. In face of Trump's idea to ban all Muslims, Mercedes suggested that they take it a step further and ban all religions, leaving America to only the sensual neckbeards like those found in the wonderful DP audience.[6]

Quotes

Mercedes at WonderCon 2015.

Hey, you wanna come do the fucking machine?

— Mercedes recalls a story on Episode 104.[7]

...and I take it up the ass for a living!

— Mercedes during Episode 185.

I want you to eat a fucking pig, while it's alive.

— Mercedes' solution for how to allow Muslims in America.[8]

It's very insulting to the legion of poor in history, men & women, to claim that inequity is a gendered issue. It's always been socioeconomic.

— Carrera reinforces internalized misogyny.[9]

You could be Eskimo brothers with somebody's doll.

I feel like I don't engage in as much fellatio as is possible. In fact, I'm looking at increasing my fellatio intake.

— Mercedes rekt some British cuck on Twitter.[10]
TJ: Ben has fucked you in the ass.
Mercedes: Oooh! That sounds good!
— Mercedes during Episode 185.

Trivia

  • Mercedes has challenged Onision to a boxing match. Onision has not responded.
  • Mercedes is just not just a pair of tits; she's also got a fine ass.
  • She used the word "cuck" on the show before it was cool, during episode 185.
  • She once said she would mail Ben her panties, it's unknown if she followed through.[11]
  • She does anal.
  • She would rather do a gangbang than be fucked by a machine.[12]
  • She is a Spanish speaker, as displayed with her interaction with fans on Twitter.[13]
  • Mercedes was voted the sexiest female featured on DP during our wiki poll.
  • Contrary to popular belief, it's actually entirely possible to both enjoy Mercedes' pornographic material, and think she's a human being, In fact it's probably to her benefit, as watching porn does help keep her in work. Fap freely, though wash your hands after. She is a lady after all.
  • The men she works with actually want her to feel good. Proof that feminism is bullshit in America!

"Research" (NSFW)

Videos

SJW Feminists whine about mean tweets, ignore real rape culture, #GamerGate
Adult Film Star speaks out against Feminism.
Mercedes Carrera vs. Onision (DP)
A few words of truth on #SXSW, #GamerGate & #censorship. #TheTriggering

Appearances

Sagas

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Challengers

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Episodes

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Guest: 34


References

  1. https://youtu.be/MWXrOiMdXCk?t=31m30s
  2. https://youtu.be/MWXrOiMdXCk?t=45m15s
  3. http://tweetsave.com/drunkenpeasants/status/585174025187500032
  4. https://youtu.be/hXbso7M3wT4?t=7m14s
  5. https://youtu.be/67AVLpuNT5g?t=9m45s
  6. https://youtu.be/67AVLpuNT5g?t=1h48m
  7. https://youtu.be/hXbso7M3wT4?t=5m24s
  8. https://youtu.be/67AVLpuNT5g?t=1h48m40s
  9. http://tweetsave.com/themercedesxxx/status/592053156806176769
  10. http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/drunken-peasants-podcast/images/f/f8/Ss%2B%282016-01-03%2Bat%2B07.26.48%29.png
  11. https://youtu.be/67AVLpuNT5g?t=1h51m6s
  12. https://youtu.be/hXbso7M3wT4?t=5m34s
  13. https://tweetsave.com/themercedesxxx/status/650144113250201601