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"Coming to you live, from the frigid armpit of America. This is The Drunken Peasants Podcast with Ben and TJ, bringing you opinions of the news from an altered perspective!"
—Ben at the start of every episode

The Drunken Peasants, or simply ԀP, is a news, entertainment & politics YouTube podcast airing from Seattle, Washington. The hosts are Ben, TJ, Scotty, and Paul. They like to pick apart the news in a fun and entertaining way, as well as debate various guests, respond to other videos, mock general stupidity, interact with their community, and ԀP the internet from an altered perspective. The show has lasted for over two years, but has already collected a large following and countless inside jokes.

The peasants have had arguments with many people, including: a Christian walrus and his posse, a black guy with a corduroy fetish, a crying little bitch who "exposes evil", a deplorable piece of shit with a math degree, an attention horse, a gobsmacking overcooked Hitler, a faithful Christian who sucks off guys behind the porn store, a fear-mongering preacher cashing in on stupidity, a doc-dropping kangaroo, a race card-throwing garage enthusiast, and a pro-slavery black person who denies the existence of starving children.

Warning: This wiki may contain some content that is inappropriate for stupid pussies and is highly satirical in nature. Traverse at own risk. #SmokePanEveryday

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Thomas Jerome Harris is a garage-toting man who magically becomes an OG straight out of Compton the second his/her bullshit is questioned. He/she generally goes by the name Tommy Sotomayor (or Tommy Sodomizer, as most people affectionately refer to him/her). Tommy likes to calls himself/herself "TJ" even though he'll/she'll never be as awesome as the real TJ. He/she is the daughter of G Man and the boyfriend of Patrick Coleman. In the LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ porn industry, he/she is known as the dickless wonder. He is sometimes referred to as being "A More Successful Brett Keane", since he has a significant YouTube following in spite of his constant scamming and duplicitous nature. Tommy is on record as the dumbest black boy to ever have been featured on ԀP. Yes, even G Man is smarter than Tommy.


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"Coming to you live, from the frigid armpit of America. This is The Drunken Peasants Podcast with Ben and TJ, bringing you opinions of the news from an altered perspective!"
—Ben at the start of every episode

The Drunken Peasants, or simply ԀP, is a news, entertainment & politics YouTube podcast airing from Seattle, Washington. The hosts are Ben, TJ, Scotty, and Paul. They like to pick apart the news in a fun and entertaining way, as well as debate various guests, respond to other videos, mock general stupidity, interact with their community, and ԀP the internet from an altered perspective. The show has lasted for over two years, but has already collected a large following and countless inside jokes.

The peasants have had arguments with many people, including: a Christian walrus and his posse, a black guy with a corduroy fetish, a crying little bitch who "exposes evil", a deplorable piece of shit with a math degree, an attention horse, a gobsmacking overcooked Hitler, a faithful Christian who sucks off guys behind the porn store, a fear-mongering preacher cashing in on stupidity, a doc-dropping kangaroo, a race card-throwing garage enthusiast, and a pro-slavery black person who denies the existence of starving children.

Warning: This wiki may contain some content that is inappropriate for stupid pussies and is highly satirical in nature. Traverse at own risk. #SmokePanEveryday
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