Josh Feuerstein

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This spoiled trust fund baby gets so butthurt about criticism for his known scams that he threatens YouTubers and news outlets with lawsuits for slander and liable for the slightest accusation or transgression.
Josh Fuckstain
Gettin' ready to strangle 'em faggots
Gettin' ready to strangle 'em faggots
Personal Details
Profession
  • Preacher
  • Christian fundamentalist
  • Village idiot
  • Laughing stock of the internet
  • Obama hater
  • Con Artist
Religion

Christianity

Ideology

Cuntservative Christian

Education

Bullshit University

Age
  • 35
  • 2 years, 4 months, and 3 days (mental age)
Birth date

January 7th, 1981

Children

Several unlucky fuckers and a future mass shooter

Nationality

American

Residence

Fountain Hills, Arizona

Status

Making another video talking about how the end of days is coming

Social Networking
Youtube channel

Joshua Feuerstein

Website

Joshua Feurstein

Facebook

Joshua Feuerstein

Twitter

Joshua Feuerstein

Instagram

Joshua Feuerstein

Physical attributes
Eye colour

Brown

Hair colour

Brown

Weight

1 metric ton

Body build

Super fucking fat

Think about this!

— His catchphrase; often preached, but never practiced.
Joshua Feuerstein is a right-wing Christian preacher, con-artist, fear mongerer, lumbering ogre and unintentional clown. When he's not eating his weight in lard to add to his titty meat collection, Joshua spends his days posting tacky religious rants videos on Facebook which have amassed an impressive amount of followers and views that only work to build the delusion (among many others) that he is worth a pot to piss in.

Description

I think in the age of political correctness we become so open-minded our brains have literally fallen out of our head!

— His new ad nauseam-used catchphrase. Inigo Montoya has a serious objection to him using the word 'literally'.

Josh adorns your typical street preacher mannerisms with overly-exaggerated emotions to make what he's saying appear to have some weight to them and uses a superabundant amount of sophistry. Despite looking like a beggar most of the time, Josh definitely has more than enough money to feed all the needy people he allegedly cares about but never mentions.

Usually shot with an iPhone in portrait mode a Red One, Josh's videos consist of things such as exposing Obama as the Antichrist, disproving evolution whilst not understanding a shit stain of it, and proving why Walmart buildings are secret military bases. Through this medium, he has gathered a following of almost 1,900,000 fans. Josh is currently one of YouTube atheism's favorite punching bags.

He engages in a great deal of pseudo-activism where he challenges his audience to spread his absolute horse hockey by sharing his videos and engaging in laughably ineffectual activities (well, when he's not trying to encourage violence).

On Drunken Peasants

Josh's raving lunacy has been covered many times on Drunken Peasants, usually involving the endless controversies he gets himself tied into by making a big deal about anything he perceives as possibly dangerous to Christianity, including Starbucks coffee cups not saying "Merry Christmas" during 2015. TJ's longstanding rivalry with Josh on his own channel has also been discussed in detail on the podcast. Nearly every one of this fucker's videos is filmed in portrait mode despite him having more than enough money to get better equipment, as often pointed out by the peasants.

Episode 104

Episode 104 featured a video of Feuerstein's outrage over the controversy regarding that one homosexual couple that was refused a cake one time, brewing together a plan in his fink mind to ask an openly pro-LGBT bakery to do the opposite and make a cake that "went against their own beliefs". After Josh featured the video to all his sycophants on social media, they sent a ton of shit to the small-town business including death threats. Josh ignorantly claimed it was a social experiment intended to make a point, which ultimately resulted in fucking over some people he never knew. The video was so controversial that Josh eventually took it down.

On Amazing Atheist

TJ first criticized Josh on his main channel by responding to an anti-evolution video Josh made in June 2014. He made more videos on Josh and a few of his videos were featured on the show. He also made a response to TJ, saying that his body was too complex to be created "accidentally". TJ jokingly said that he looks like the "offspring of Fred Durst and Wheezywaiter".

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Josh Moronstein

In response to Feuerstein's growing popularity, TJ created a parody of Joshua by the name of "Josh Moronstein", posting videos of Moronstein disproving the theory of gravity and pwning unicornism. Feuerstein reacted positively to TJ's mockery and posted a sympathetic message to him on Facebook regarding TJ's personal struggles. TJ was moved by Feuerstein's kind gesture and promised not to post anymore Josh Moronstein videos, however he continued to criticize Josh's beliefs and foundations.

However, following Josh's doxxing of a gay friendly bakery, TJ lost the last bit of respect he had for Josh and proceeded to make more Josh Moronstein videos.[1]

Gravity Disproved In 2 Minutes
Josh Moronstein Goes to Starbucks!
The Amazing Atheist Vs. Josh Feuerstein
Josh Moronstein's 100 Kajillion Dollar Aunicornist Challenge

Vs. The Gay Agenda

On April 1, Feuerstein called Cut the Cake bakery in Longwood, Florida, and asked owner Sharon Haller if she would make a #HateCake and include the words "We do not support gay marriage." Haller initially thought the phone call was a prank.

She then refused to make the cake saying, "We do not do that, sorry." She then quickly hung up the phone. Josh recorded the phone call without her permission, and posted it online crying hypocrisy (because he is too stupid to understand how saying no to all hate speech is different from rejecting a message of love between two people), leading to harassment of the owners by Feuerstein’s followers. Josh was probably bummed that he didn't have any cake to eat.

Feuerstein has since removed the video, but it was reposted elsewhere: What's also interesting it that Sharon Haller is weighing her legal options because recording phone calls without the consent of everyone involved is illegal in Florida. So Feuerstein isn’t just a retarded asshole. He’s a retarded asshole who may be charged with a criminal offense. I guess you can't have your hate cake and eat it too. TJ in response again made a "Josh Moronstein" parody video about Josh's retarded idiocy:

Before attacking Cut the Cake bakery in Florida, Josh attacked other businesses and sent his gullible fans to harass them. The Mayo Clinic for something that had to do with an employee there and his father possibly being fired; The business ITSUGAR, for selling breath spray that was marijuana flavored. He also posted and deleted a video because of negative feedback when he went into a toy store and smashed and stomped on all the Ouija Boards they were selling because they went against his religious beliefs.
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Fear Of NWO

Josh is not afraid of the gay NWO capturing and raping him, as he wants it. What he is afraid of, however, is that he knows that no gay man will ever want to fuck his fat ass, so the gay NWO will force him to diet and exercise. A fate worse than death.

Vs. Starbucks

Josh knows Satan's working his magic better than anyone else. However, this primarily comes in the form of his religion not being put on a golden pedestal rather than anything actually important because such a notion is a form of persecution in his eyes. One such example is Starbucks no longer putting "Merry Christmas" on their cups. Josh fought back against their devious attack on Jesus by ordering a cup of coffee (along with probably 20 dozen muffins) and told the clerk his name was "Merry Christmas". Well, holy shit. That definitely was a kick in Satan's balls! Josh then imitated a new movement #MerryChristmasStarbucks in hopes of encouraging more people to do God justice by making the guy at the counter pause for a moment before getting on with his job, while also contributing money to the very people their trying to protest, clever.

Josh is also of the mindset that Planned Parenthood is the third Reich in disguise because of all the abortion doctors that work there who end up getting shot up by folks like Josh. Being one of the organization's backers, Starbucks easily became Josh's object of vitriolic nonsense to the extent that he basically said their Merry Christmas-less cups are filled with Abortion which is why they taste so bitter and are overpriced (Coz they're paid with the blood of children, I suppose).

Inciting Violence

Days after a deranged hillbilly went on a murder spree at a Planned Parenthood in Colorado, Jerk Fuckstain deleted a video he made saying  "I say tonight, we punish Planned Parenthood. I think it's time that abortion doctors should have to run and fear for their life." This video was still saved and shared, prompting Dusty and other YouTubers made their responses and determined that Fuckstain was a no-good dirty terrorist. Josh contested that the video was "highly edited" and taken out of context, yet he refuses to show the original video and is filing DMCA strikes against people sharing the old video. But fear not, the internet never forgets.[2]

Con-artistry, Lying, And Plagiarizing

  • It's no surprise that Joshua seems to be taking advantage of his followers for his financial gain. His Facebook page with more than 1 million followers is used to mainly sell t-shirts and as of today collect donations for what he calls his "mini-book". He claims he is out to use this money to help stop suicide and spread his religion to help the lives of those in need. But it seems he spends large amounts of money on Cartier watches and a large diamond ring for his fiancée. He is feeding off of the depressed, the gullible, the stupid, the delusional and the mentally ill for donations and using it to fund his lavish material items. Multiple people have confronted him about it asking him to show proof of how he uses the donations and posted pictures asking how he affords watches in the price range of over $5,000 dollars. They were immediately blocked from his page.
  • Feuerstein also ran a fundraiser in August 2014 asking for $20,000 to buy a professional video camera. The fundraiser was successful, but he still makes his shitty videos on his crap phone in portrait-mode (he still hasn't discovered the existence of fucking landscape-mode) and when people inquired about the equipment (including famous atheist YouTubers and bloggers like Hemant Mehta and Seth Andrews), he told them that it was purchased and then threatened a most of them with lawsuits if they said anything to the contrary. The labeling of a camera with poor quality as a "Red One" has become a mem because of this event.
  • Joshua also posted another GoFundMe for a project to help the homeless. He originally was asking for 20,000, lowered it to 10,000. Approximately 1,000 was raised and then the GoFundMe was taken down. Never to be heard about it again.
  • Josh plagiarizes his inspirational quotes from other people. He gives zero credit and doesn't even use quotation marks. Also Josh stole an artist's Jesus design for one of his t-shirts he sold.[3]
  • He was caught changing the details of his miraculous faith healing incident where he claimed he prayed for a man who had been paralyzed for 20 years, then was able to walk. Problem was Josh posted the same video back in 2013, and he said the man was paralyzed for 3 years.[4]
  • Josh at one point was claiming that he canceled 50 suicides a day from people talking to him. No evidence required to show what bullshit that is but on his website you can donate $10, $20, or $50 to get your suicide cancelled.
  • Every single thing Josh has done containing scientific information has been filled with either lies or complete inaccuracies or just with outright retarded bullshit.
  • For reporting on how much of a con-artist he is after his stupid tantrum over Starbucks, Josh threatened to sue the Daily Kos for slander and liability. There are also other cases where he threatens to sue YouTubers for the same thing over mirroring his deleted videos or talking about the camera he totally bought.

Common Reactions

When people watch Josh's videos, they have one of two responses:

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Trivia

  • Josh's long lost brother.
    He is a gun nut, believing guns could have stopped the Holocaust all the while forgetting that the Czechs, Polish, Belgians, Danish, Dutch, French, Greeks, Norwegians and Luxembourgers all had guns yet ended up getting steam rolled by Germany.
  • He is contractually obligated to mention Hitler in every single video.
  • He's incredibly fucking lame. He calls his gun his "Freedom Trigger" because he believes his fatass could put up some form of resistance against the US Government attempting to become a dictatorship and also believes all his haters just "want to be him".
  • He believes in a variety of conspiracy theories. These include cancer research being big pharma, Homeland Security planning a genocide of Americans and a Christian holocaust coming soon. Walmart is somehow involved.
  • He's one of the morons that constantly uses the word 'literally' in place of 'practically', instead of meaning something actually happened.
  • Along with his scientific illiteracy, he has a poor grasp at history, believing the Nazis took over by force for instance.
  • He believes "god" hates murder, unless "god" is doing the murder.
  • He surprisingly has managed to land a moderately hot wife, probably thanks to the money he scammed people out of and that ring with a huge diamond he just bought using that money.
  • Ben has suggested having Joshua over on ԀP one time. TJ and Scotty strongly objected.
  • He thinks the sun is the center of the big bang.
  • He is of German descent, with his surname translating to "Firestone", which also means "Flint" (his actual name should be Flintstone), which inspired the catchphrase "YABA DABA BUM"
  • H1 also is a descendant of Holocaust victims and is a self-hating Jew.
  • He is willing to say what other preachers are afraid to say: transgenderism is demonic (never mind that the statement has been said by The Vigilant Christian, Pat Robertson, Bryan Fischer, Joseph Martelli, Dawah Man, VenomFangX, Wild Bill, Steven Anderson, Theodore Shoebat, Ed Wellington, and Vladimir Putin, and these are just the people we have articles made for). We'll say what every other person isn't afraid to say: Feuerstein is a fucking idiot.
  • He lubs his gurn.
  • He is a common target for Atheist YouTubers because he gets the most views.
  • Many of Josh's family members have had fraud cases against them.[5]
  • Episode 147 featured a sermon by Feuerstein, appropriately filmed in portrait-mode.
  • He trains his kids to fight off atheists and homos with cheap Walmart airsoft guns.
  • He is about as tall as TJ and twice as fat.
  • He also thinks we should beat the retard out of our children if they have any mental problems, or starve them if they're gay.
  • The only person larger than him is the Jesuit behemoth Sara Avery.
  • Some have speculated that he is in fact Brett Keane's son. However these rumors have been dismissed on account of him not being nearly water headed or fat enough.
  • TJ has said that he can't listen to him at 2x speed, because of his fast speaking.
  • He is a very popular victim of the dreaded screenshot.
  • Instead of just waddling into a Target and hollering until shoved out by security like any kindhearted Christian does these days, he now demands parents around America pull their children out of public schools for allowing the satanic transgendered to go into any bathroom they want.

Images Gallery

Video gallery

Josh Feuerstein Incites Violence
Josh Moronstein Orders A Cake
Cut The Cake Florida bakery attacked by Joshua Feuerstein
Seeing Red: Considering the Campaign Camera
Josh Feuerstein Confronted
Joshua Feuerstein The Motherfucking Opera
Some Dude Josh Feuerstein Goes Full Bonkers on CNN over Starbucks Cups
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Appearances

References

  1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PFjvoJamRw
  2. http://reverbpress.com/religion/josh-feurstein-called-for-the-death-of-planned-parenthood-doctors/
  3. https://www.facebook.com/765736790145665/photos/a.765855566800454.1073741827.765736790145665/769932113059466/?type=1
  4. https://www.facebook.com/765736790145665/photos/a.765855566800454.1073741827.765736790145665/769517059767638/?type=1
  5. http://smg.photobucket.com/user/Jerrycizz/media/joshfamilyfraud.png.html