Jaclyn Glenn

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The Plagiariest Plagiarist to ever Plagiarize
The truth comes out.
The truth comes out.
Personal Details
Profession
  • Product
  • Plagiarist
  • Liar
  • Vacuous Tramp
  • Generally Bad Person
Religion
Political philosophy
  • SJWism
  • Hillaryism
  • Liberalism (formerly)
Age

28

Birth date

March 25th, 1988

Birth place

Tampa, Florida

Partner
  • Onision
  • Toby Turner (formerly)
  • SocialRepose (Married 2016)
Residence

Los Angeles, California

Status

Stealing people's ideas and getting paid to do so.

Social Networking
Youtube channel
Website

JaclynGlenn

Facebook

JaclynG

Twitter

Jaclyn Glenn

Tumblr

JaclynGlenn

Instagram

Jaclyn Glenn

Patreon

Jaclyn Glenn

Physical attributes
Eye colour

Brown

Hair colour

Black

Weight

13 ounces

Body build

Stick with tits

If Social Justice Warrior Warriors (Anti-SJWs) existed back before gay marriage was legal then it wouldn't have been legalized.

— A paraphrased quote from Jaclyn Glenn.

I wouldn't recommend just trying to be cheap about things like this and getting a cheap toy, because, in my experience, they break.

— Jaclyn Glenn talking about all of the sex toys (and people's trust) she's broken.[1]

Jaclyn Glenn also known as Hacklyn Glenn is a part-time atheist YouTube product and full-time plagiarist that hails from Hollywood, California.

Description

I bet you could find a slave on the black market for less than Jaclyn fucking Glenn demands for a 30 minute Skype call.

Jesus Christ

Due to the implication that she has a vagina and all of the great content she got from actual smart people, Jaclyn became a popular figure among the atheist YouTube community along the lines of MrRepzion and CultOfDusty, even becoming an acquaintance to Richard Dawkins who promotes her on his website and inexplicably still does. She managed to get this far through her natural ability of parroting things said by smarter people and using her attractiveness to make it look as if it's fresh and interesting.

At school

History

Jaclyn has also made appearances outside of the atheist community, appearing in television and mainstream YouTube channels. This gives religious users the opportunity to fap to her without coming across a difference of opinion. Not that Jaclyn is much of a deconverter.

She was once one of the closest allies of ԀP, but:

It's over.

TJ Kirk

On Drunken Peasants

Jaclyn: I'd love for one of y'all to pee on my face.
Ben: Wow.
— Jaclyn's idea of humor.[2]

Being a former associate of TJ, Jaclyn has made a number of guest spots on the podcast. She has appeared in episodes 9, 16, 34, 46, 125, 158, and 240. She was also intended to appear in the 100th episode, but never did.

Jaclyn has also been discussed on the show when Ryan Wiley criticized her, and a video on her by SyeTenAtheist was also played in episode 70.

Jaclyn has become a target of criticism by the likes of resident bitch, Ryan Wiley, who asserts that the only reason Jaclyn has achieved such success in the atheist community is for being an attractive young woman (not exactly false). This is ironically coming from a self-professed feminist.

When she was caught plagiarizing TheoreticalBullshit, she came on episode 158, to discuss this with the Peasants. She violated the 8th commandment by lying straight to TJ's face when asked about whether she's plagiarized in the past. Further cementing her as a piece of shit.

On episode 240 Jaclyn finally reappeared on DP more than 80 episodes later. Jaclyn barely talked throughout the entire episode.

Channels

Along with people's Facebook comments, Jaclyn has stolen the hearts of over 400,000 subscribers on her main channel. She mainly covers issues concerning religion and politics in 674 words per minute (only about a quarter of those words being her own).

Main Channel

Jaclyn specializes in creating derivative videos where she either reiterates something someone smarter said better, or she simply uses extremely generic atheist arguments that've been run into the ground years ago to counter extremely generic Christian arguments that've been run into the ground years ago. Her thumbnails are mostly of her looking surprised or happy with the title hanging in big colorful letters with overlayed images that she will usually have floating over her hands as if she's holding them. This is because they must be as repetitive and sameish as the video's content itself, familiarizing her audience with her rinse-and-repeat formula.

It has often been noted that Jaclyn will shove her bony hand up her scrawny ass and pull out facts about issues she discusses and pass it off as the truth.

That or she just explicitly plagiarizes.

Vlog Channel

Jaclyn's vlog channel, JaclynVlogs, consists or her and a bunch of millennial, whitebread douches doing random shit that no one cares about. The popular, and vapid, YouTuber named Tobuscus also makes appearances every now and then, who was recently accused of rape by some bitch on Tumblr, and we all know how Tumblr rape accusations go over.

Music Channel

Jaclyn's music channel, Jaclyn Noel, is basically just her singing to songs that already exist instead of making her own original content (typical). It's surprisingly dull (like everything else she's done) despite her legitimate talent for singing. .

Plagiarism

Jaclyn Glenn is the end of the Human Centipede of atheism.

Atheist Roo's only intelligent statement.
The history of Jaclyn Glenn

Controversy erupted when it was discovered that Jaclyn Glenn plagiarized another user's video about Kim Davis by the name of Theoretical Bullshit, repeating almost verbatim the content and delivery of his video in one of her own. Jaclyn came on DP in Episode 158 where she took responsibility for copying the video. TJ had no problem with sternly voicing his disappointment over Jaclyn's action, proving that he's not just white-knighting her to look less misogynistic. TJ asked her in a straightforward and serious manner if any more instances of plagiarism exist , Jaclyn lied and falsely promised that this was the only instance of her doing this. As can be seen below, that clearly wasn't the case.

Exhibit A

This isn't the first time Jaclyn has been found copy and pasting other people's words in her videos. She repeated paragraphs, word-for-word, by Facebook commenters on posts about issues she covered in her videos. Search up Hidai Moya and Dorothy Freeman for context.

Exhibit B

Skepchick on her website revealed that in addition to the above Jaclyn also plagiarised various tweets and YouTube comments and used them in her material. Search up "Skepchick Jaclyn Glenn plagiarism" for further details.

Exhibit C

In a recent set of revelations Devon Tracey a.k.a. Atheism is unstoppable with the aid of YouTuber johnsaysthings unearthed what can be described as a "Nuclear Bomb" of a revelation: Jaclyn Glenn had plagiarized renowned atheist Sam Harris word for word in one of her previous videos.

Devon rightly surmised by saying "Did you really think you could plagiarize the most famous atheist on the planet and no one would notice?"

At this point it is anyone's guess in addition to the instances described above and enumerated below as to how many more instances of plagiarism are yet to be unearthed.

Jaclyn's Dirty Laundry

The following is an ongoing collection of instances of her plagiarism that have been documented. Click here for an ongoing playlist of these videos.

Jaclyn's Binge Plagiarism
Jaclyn Glenn PLAGIARIZING Hidai Moya
Jaclyn Glenn Plagiarist
Jaclyn Glenn Plagiarism (two new cases, 15th and 16th)
Jaclyn Populist or Plagiarizer
Jaclyn Glenn PLAGIARIZED Scott Lemieux in her video on Hobby Lobby
Jaclyn Glenn Fucked Me.
Jaclyn Glenn PLAGIARIZING Dorothy Freeman
How Jaclyn Glenn almost didn't plagiarize the Pew Research Center
Jaclyn Glenn did NOT plagiarize Jon Stewart
Jaclyn Glenn PLAGIARIZING Richard Dawkins (and others)
Jaclyn Glenn Plagiarized Carolyn Golden, Mike Fleming and Kimberly Thigpen
Sye Ten's Take on Jaclyn

The Drunken Peasants viewed some of these in episode 164, and Jaclyn privately scorned TJ through Facebook for bringing attention to and discussing her plagiarism.[3] This is because they are "friends." TJ is willing to continue having amicable relations with her, as long as she stops stealing other people's shit (which isn't likely). She eventually stopped supporting TJ after Peasants fans kept exposing her for the thief she is.

A Half-Assed Apology

She made a video addressing her plagiarism on October 21. The video simply stated that she plagiarized and that it's bad. She made no promise to un-monetize videos in which she plagiarized, credit the people she plagiarized, or stop plagiarizing in the future. It is entirely possible (and given how much she seems to rely on plagiarism, quite likely) that she has no plan to cease her plagiarism.

Neverthefuckingless, she still manages a shit ton of subscribers and the number continues to grow. Well done, Jaclyn. You've secured your fame despite fucking a bunch of people over to do it. Due to her weaseling her way into people's hearts and groins, numerous people have made excuses for her actions. Most notably was Dusty Smith, who outright denied that she plagiarized at all, even though she totally admitted to doing it. These excuses are quite interesting to read. Here are some examples:

Porn Career

Jaclyn once did a photo shoot for Playboy magazine's hottest women on YouTube.[4] This basically consisted of a few photographs of her posing in lingerie. No sex. No clit-rubbing. No full-on nudity. Not even a nipple.

Jaclyn's appearance on Playboy makes sense once you recognize that Playboy is a struggling brand that has been making losses since 2000,[5] and with the advent of free online porn is basically irrelevant.[6] Also, Sunny Leone moved out to India. Playboy could have put a shriveled up scarecrow in a bikini and clicked some pictures as it amounts to the same thing.

Christians have nevertheless spitefully labeled Jaclyn a pornstar just for posing in a PG-13 excuse for a photo shoot, presumably because their idea of eroticism is as exciting as milking a cow in Minecraft.

Even if one were a performer in the pornographic industry, it does not invalidate their opinion.

Going Full SJW

Paradoxically and somewhat ironically, those who most strongly believe that media is just harmless entertainment are also the ones most likely to uncritically internalize harmful media messages.

— A certain someone Jaclyn is channeling here

On The Young Turks

Jaclyn talking about how it was just a clock bro
On September 15, 2015, Jaclyn Glenn was on The Young Turks of all places. This was the first sign of her turning into an SJW that was brought to the public as she sucked Cenk Ogre's big brown dong and talked about how Ahmed Mohamed dindu nuffin and was a good Muslim clock boy.

Getting Offended at a Prank

On Cocktober 19, 2015, Jaclyn uploaded a video of her and her friends criticizing and getting offended by a "Transphobic" prank video where a girl sits on a beach and pretends to be a chick-with-a-dick while luring unsuspecting men to rub her back. She would then reveal her bulge and the men just walked away without inciting any violence or vitriol. Jaclyn, along with B1 and B2, were quite upset over a harmless prank because it's somehow comparable to actual discrimination. Paul reviewed this video, and tore her a new asshole, this was also the only time Paul agreed with AIU.

Admittedly, it was a pretty shitty prank.

Crying About Being Woman on YouTube

If that wasn't enough, on March 27th, 2016 she made a collab video with two dykes, Bria and Chrissy, about how hard it is being a woman and how oppressed women are in the YouTube market. Jaclyn and the two Dykes went as far as advocating for censorship because they can't take 3 or more comments telling them to show their tits. The video was played on the 228th episode of DP where the Peasants had absolute contempt for the monster Jaclyn had become. Once a friend of TJ who used to refute feminists bullshit now spews out the same rhetoric.

Jaclyn did make an apology video saying that she was just asked question and wasn't informed about the whole "womyn are oppressed on YouTube" agenda her lesbian friends were going for, but considering she's lied in the past it wouldn't be surprising if Jaclyn was just being a flip flopper.

Criticizing the Anti-SJW Community

Jaclyn continues to make SJW video's despite most of her audience having different views. On October 9th, 2016 she made a video accusing Anti-SJWs as being worse than the SJWs and said that if they were around back then Gay marriage wouldn't have been legalized.

Making Changes

In light of all the above shit, Jaclyn finally came out with an untimely response vid. Jaclyn started by clarifying her stance on modern feminism, and discussing the recent waste-of-time that passed as a video which involved Jaclyn (along with Beavis and Butthead) bitching about the chick-with-a-dick prank, where they basically OD'd on the PC. She claimed it was meant as a segway for dealing with the broader issues facing trans people. I'm pretty sure stupid prank videos are the least of the transgender community's worries.

Jaclyn then moved onto to her plagiarism. She made sure to clarify that she eventually credited the people whose content she'd stolen from after (and because) she was caught stealing it. This was totally not a desperate bid to save face and fixes everything, despite her still monetizing those videos. Additionally, Theoretical Bullshit contacted Jaclyn about stealing his shit and requested she shout-out his video as "inspiration", wanting the credit he rightly deserves and not wanting to tarnish her reputation. That's a pretty gentlemanly way of going about it considering she basically fucked him over. Jaclyn also claimed her other instances of plagiarism, which was discussed on the Drunken Peasants following her latest guest appearance where she falsely claimed it was only the one time, was stuff she forgot about by the time her plagiarism was first revealed and that's why she made that deceptive claim. Yep. She basically plagiarized so many times to the point that she couldn't keep track. With that said, Jaclyn is grateful that people are now paying more attention to her videos in order to stay vigilant of any plagiarism (because it guarantees more views).

Jaclyn then finally moved onto her desire to reinvigorate her channel and steer away from atheism. She now wants to focus on producing more cover songs, collaborating with more polarizing YouTubers, and most importantly talking more about sex and relationships (ie let's unbox some dildos!). She basically wants to go the Laci Green route. Since Laci has amassed such a big following despite being the human embodiment of passing a kidney stone, it makes sense that Jaclyn would want to capitalize on this.

Onision

One of the polarizing YouTubers she eventually worked with was infamous degenerate Onision. Holy Shit. She might as well shit in a rabbit hole and post that on her channel. It was testament to a sharp decline in her credibility and respect to have to collaborate with a pathetic pitiful worm like Onision.

Months later, Jaclyn was sturk with a blow of common sense when Onison negatively responded to a video her's where she had the gal to claim that non-binary gender identities are not a thing. Onision twisted her words to make her look transphobic and called her an attention whore (Pot kettle black). The real reason for his bitchiness was due to his fued with Ariella who was also featured in the video in question. Jaclyn then made the best decision of her life when she announced that she would never collaborate with Onision again (though knowing Jaclyn, she'll probably be friends with him again in about a year).

Getting Salty Over the Election

Jaclyn suffered a minor mental breakdown when Hillary Shillton lost the presidential election. Jaclyn was so confident that Hillary would win the election that she made an unfunny skit about a Trump supporter getting mad about losing the election which was played in episode 297 on DP. She reacted to the results on her vlogging channel in which she was really upset and teary throughout the entire thing.

Jaclyn's video she made when she thought Hitler would win.
Jaclyn took to twitter to ramble like a Schizoid, saying things such as "Fuck Everything" (which, by the way, does mean she has to go fuck herself, since she's included in 'everything') She was so sad that her reptilian waifu from outer space lost, that she lost faith in humanity in a way indicative of how we lost faith in her. She ranted and raved about how Trumps and evil sexist racist who wants to take gay and woman rights away like your usual SJW.

Trivia

Where she gets her research
  • She is best friends with Bria and Chrissy, a lesbian couple and musical duo who look and act almost indistinguishable from Jaclyn.
  • She is friends with a pornstar named Nicky Huntsman. She's really hot, but her porn is not the best porn out there.
  • When TJ's ass isn't being occupied by bananas, he enjoys shoving Jaclyn up his anus instead. TJ no longer enjoys shoving Jaclyn's bony ass in his anus due to the fact that she's a filthy plagiarist and no one wants that in their anal cavity. Not even TJ.
  • Free Press Media, Ryan Wiley and Conservative Hammer are obsessed with her... for obvious reasons.
  • She's a vegtard. This fact alone should motivate everyone reading this page to eat as much meat as they can in their daily diet.
  • Jaclyn has made a few guest videos on The Amazing Atheist.
  • Jaclyn is being stalked by an obsessive 32 year old Belgian Catholic who excessively comments on her vlog channel and has made multiple accounts after being repeatedly blocked. Look out for somebody called "Mister Holland" if you don't believe us.
  • She has a degree in biomedical sciences from the University of South Florida. One might as well get that degree from the guy who makes fake ID's down the road as that is more respectable than a degree from USF .
  • Todd Friel really wants to wash her mouth out with soap for when she dared to question his boyfriend Ray Cumfart; kinky.
  • She has done collaboration videos with Onision. Aware of his notoriety and his negative relationship with TJ and MrRepzion, Jaclyn claims she's "friends with everyone". A collaboration with Brett Keane would be more respectable.
  • Jaclyn's videos have inspired Jenny McDermott in her YouTube career. Jenny wanted to provide atheist content from someone who wasn't as bitchy as Jaclyn. That's right. Jaclyn not only plagiarized from others multiple occasions, she's also responsible for unleashing the piss-stain on humanity on the internet who people have had the displeasure of knowing exists.
  • For donating $500 to her Patreon, you get to talk to her on Skype for 30 minutes and a shout out to her vlog channel that nobody watches.
  • It is a well known fact that Jaclyn is attracted to MrRepzion and she fingers herself while watching his livestreams on Twitch.
  • Her fall from grace can be likened to that of Brett Keane and Darth Vader.
  • Jaclyn has appeared on BuzzFeed. Should we go further?
  • She has her own feminist voice, but it's more of shallow valley girl than Cartman.
  • She's a plagiarist. Did we mention that yet?
  • She agreed with Steve Shives on something (let that sink in for a moment).

Gallery

Sagas

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References

  1. https://youtu.be/BFkQ1gP9AQM?t=50s
  2. http://youtu.be/sL6ftK72Ijs?t=3m45s
  3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WarnjQE7OH4&feature=youtu.be&t=8m43s
  4. http://www.playboy.com/galleries/jaclyn-glenn-playboy-pics/slide-1
  5. http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2000-08-07/news/0008080023_1_net-loss-second-quarter-revenues-playboy-enterprises
  6. http://theconversation.com/why-your-fathers-playboy-cant-compete-in-todays-world-of-hard-core-porn-49418