"We came from monkeys and rocks!", or if you are not retarded, change in the heritable traits of biological populations over successive generations.
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"Show me an example of a canine turning into a non-canine."— G Man being a fucktarded douchepile.
Evolution (also known as Evolutionism or EVILution) is the prevailing scientific explanation for the origin of species (not for the origin of life as some morons like to believe) on Earth.
It makes perfect sense if you're not a faggot with a swollen cunt for a brain. Many Christians and Muslims attempt to discredit evolutionary theory in any way they can because it doesn't jive with their beliefs or whatever.
Fundies often call evolution a religion, because they are exceedingly stupid.
Charles Darwin thought up evolution one day, presumably while he was taking a gigantic shit. He wrote a book about it that's really shit and boring. Since then, butthurt children have been trying to disprove this theory. Amazingly, none have succeeded. It's almost like evolution is a viable theory and everyone who tries to "disprove" it is retarded.
On Drunken Peasants
Despite not being a show based in religion, The Drunken Peasants talk about evolution quite often, especially when covering videos in which various batshit Christians bitch about or attempt to disprove it. The Masters of Stupidity in particular are especially averse to the concept of evolution.
"Evolution is not a fact! Aren't you tired of getting G-slapped?"— G Man being retarded as always.
- Martz, Larry; McDaniel, Ann (1987). "Keeping God Out of Class (Washington and bureau reports)". Newsweek (Newsweek Inc.) CIX (26): 22–23.