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Evan Lefavor
Evan realizing some new radical shit, alright
Evan realizing some new radical shit, alright
Personal Details
Profession

YouTuber

Religion

He is God

Ideology

Evanism

Age

31

Birth place

Minnesota

Children

Jesus Christ

Residence

Minneapolis

Status

Creating legislation to legalize human cloning

Social Networking
Youtube channel

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Facebook

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Google+

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Physical attributes
Eye colour

Blue

Hair colour

Brown

This is a message to all people of all time, and I'm about to reveal to you a secret that is just about to be revealed for the first time, and that is what God is.

— Evan Lefavor about to drop some knowledge bombs, okay

Greetings to everyone from the multiverse and beyond. Your friend forever, Evan Lefavor (aka Evan Leflavor), is a wacky conspiracy theorist who believes he is God. He is the acting supreme-commander to the combined armies of Heaven and Good Illuminati (not to be confused with the evil Illuminati). Furthermore, Evan is able to cook up a bomb-ass beat. He believes Ben to be one of his heavenly grandchildren, alright.[1]

Description

In spite of his grandiose status, Evan uses an extremely cheap webcam and microphone whenever he records his long, self-repeating videos, okay, and they are often superimposed over images of Polaroid camera photos. He holds such an odd set of beliefs that could be said to be a mixture of that of The Vigilant Christian, Gail Chord Schuler, gTime Johnny, and Patrick Coleman. He is also the biological father of Jesus Christ, alright. It is debatable whether he is a troll or not a troll.

On Drunken Peasants

Evan Lefavor first appeared on episode 28, where he talked about how Vladimir Putin is a clone of Julius Caesar because they have similar facial features, alright. He went on to talk about how because of triple parent DNA tests, George H.W Bush's children are both George W. Bush and Barack Obama. He doesn't really understand cloning, okay. Evan is the man who got Paul to talk about H.W's sperm for ten minutes.

Evan Lefavor later appeared on episode 122, where the Drunken Peasants watched his video where he described some stoner shit on how God isn't all that powerful and isn't an invisible sky god, but is actually the entire embodiment of the internet. God is basically the NSA, according to him.

He then later appeared again at the end of episode 127, where he brought forth his shitty arguments for why human cloning is a human right that should be pursued by all who wish to preserve themselves and their loved ones, alright. His reasoning behind it is retarded because he doesn't realize that even if you were to clone somebody, the clone would still be a separate entity from the original person.

Later, he appeared in episode 138 where he discussed Star Trek apparently predicting the entire future, okay.

He made another appearance on episode 148 where he was considered a false prophet by the Vigilant Christian.

His next appearance was on episode 152 where he explained how he knew George Carlin himself before he was even born in the kingdom of Heaven, okay.

He also appeared on episode 165, where he claims there are more gay people and atheists in heaven then there are hateful religious people.

In episode 168, he sung his hit single; Suck My Dick.

Evan finally made a guest appearance on episode 172, alright. He was surprisingly reasonable while he was on the show.

He made his second guest appearance on the New and Improved Drunken Peasants special, alright. He spent his time talking about the moon landing and The Vigilant Christian's cowardliness.

Evan's third part of Cooking Up A Beat was featured on episode 259.

Evan was invited on the 24 Hour Special, where he rap battled Paul.

Quotes

The Vigilant Christian has been telling lies and spreading propaganda about me and my coming Kingdom in his videos. He calls my Kingdom "Antichrist Kingdom" and he says that our destiny to merge with technology is a deception. But it is not a deception, it is our destiny to merge with technology and become immortal. The Vigilant Christian is the one who is a liar. He is not a Christian, he is all in it for the money.

— His take on The Vigilant Christian.

Trivia

Fuck Money - Freestyle Rap by Evan Lefavor - Minneapolis Hip Hop - Evanism
  • He ends the majority of his sentences with "okay" or "alright", okay.
  • He believes that the Illuminati wants to make human cloning illegal - something he believes is a human right.
  • He's a great rapper.
  • According to him, time travel technology currently exists, and he also has a ripoff of gTime called EL FatherTime[2], alright.
  • He believes that Barack Obama and Vladimir Putin are clones, and that Putin and Julius Caesar are the same person. [3]
  • Apparently, he is a deist. [4]
  • The Vigilant Christian refuses to debate him because he thinks Evan is a troll is a pussy.
  • He can cook up a beat.

Appearances

References

  1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9uvODZG8bk
  2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fg2rqQug_bU
  3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVbBwr0LI7k
  4. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBUOHinGMMo