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Creationist Cat Exposes TVC - Constitutionalist Holds up Bus - More from gTime Johnny! - DPP #97

Date of air

18 March 2015


2 hours, 26 minutes, 15 seconds

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Episode 96

Episode 98

Episode 97 is an episode of Drunken Peasants.


  • CC exposes Mario.
  • Intellectual wannabe hipster holds bus hostage.
  • Cops powerless to stop sex god.
  • Sye Ten Atheist made another great hit.
  • Theodore Shoebat shows off his incoherent babbling skills.

Materials Used

Start of the Show

In the beginning of the show, Scotty asks for a spork from TJ. TJ did not have one, so he is a bad person and probably racist. Ben then tries to hide his curly mustache as a curly mustache is a great signifier of villainy. After, the Peasants discuss the secret meetings YouTube has where they plan to censor them. Then, the Drunken Peasants discuss The Vigilant Christian dodging going on the show, and proceed to watch a video where Creationist Cat exposes him as a satanic illuminati devil-worshipper. Then they did the usual "Troll or Not a Troll" segment, where an angry teenager screams about drugs as emblems in Modern Warfare 3. After that, they watched a news story about a shy naked man. They then refuted a Christian apologetics video.

Middle of the Show

The Drunken Peasants first spend 30 minutes watching a video where a guy that doesn't understand U.S. laws annoys the hell out of everybody. The trio then watched a news report about a shooting, and moved onto a clip about a fraternity. After that, they watched a news report about Hillary Clinton. Then, the Peasants learned how to fight a spiritual battle against secular demons in the government.

End of the Show

The Drunken Peasants first watched a video about liberals destroying religious freedom through snow days. Then, they listened to gTime Johnny sing a beautiful song. After that, they watched a video about a woman that is fighting Twitter trolls. Then, they moved onto Ben's favorite douchebag, Theodore Shoebat. After listening to angry nonsensical mumbling, they showed a SyeTen Atheist video. Lastly, they learned that democrats have it bad in Texas and yet again conservative libertarians don't know what they're talking about on many issues. This was the last episode without an entry in iTunes & such.


Fucking spoons!

— Scotty says something that can be interpreted in many different ways.

Darkness has enfolded the earth!

— TJ is one of the first people to notice the beginning of the End Times.

People, there are dark spiritual forces that are teaming up with Luciferian secret societies to establish supremacy through mind control.

— Creationist Cat espousing wisdom.

This is some fucking Freemason shit too! Damn, the Illuminati and the Freemasons?!

— Scotty horrified.

Rate, comment, and subscribe your soul to Satan.

— CC discussing The Vigilant Christian's shilling.

The Vigilant Christian is a confirmed NWO spokesperson for the dark lord Satan himself.

— Creationist Cat telling it like it is.

He threw a cat, into like you know, like a void in the time space continuum. The cat's gone.

— Scotty discussing an angry teenager's supernatural powers.

Is this Russia or is this America?!

— Scotty has a lot of trouble with geography.

Your job is illegal.

— ManGagaMan doesn't understand U.S. law.

I like ISIS. They're good guys

— TJ (just going to note this is jokingly, others quotes, trivia, etc are but I feel I should note this one is)

Fraternities are pure unadulterated evil.

— TJ

Secular demons!

— Scotty

TJ, remember: Climate Change doesn't exist!

— Scotty and TJ reaffirm their faith.

It's a conspiracy. It's a conspiracy!

— TJ. No context needed.

If we all just join together in worship of gTime Johnny, all the solutions to life's problems will become evident.

— TJ

You wanna improve the country?! Not on my fucking dime, bitch!

— TJ

Knowledge is power. Power corrupts.

— TJ summarizes a Dilbert comic.


  • Ben's villainous laugh sounds like Wario's.
  • Freemason colors are almost every color.
  • The Vigilant Christian has the mark of the beast right below the palm of his right hand.
  • According to TJ, Creationist Cat proves creationism.
  • Ben thinks everyone is a troll. Even the birthing of himself was trolling by his parents, according to him.
  • Every blue moon, TJ makes a trip to Louisiana to wrestle alligators.
  • Showing proof of payment ends all freedom, according to ManGagaMan and TJ.
  • The U.S. constitution mandates oneself to be an absolute douche, according to ManGagaMan.
  • TJ is not a pacifist, despite Scotty's claims to the contrary.
  • TJ fears sensitivity training.
  • Hillary Clinton is appointed by God to be the first female president, according to TJ.
  • Japan is a lawless country where the police watch women get raped and don't intervene, according to TJ and Scotty.
  • Fox News women usually are blonde. They must also wear skirts, as women wearing pants are a communist threat.
  • Every day is a religious holiday in some way or another, thus people should not go to school whatsoever, according to TJ. Yay religious freedom!
  • gTime Johnny might be a Catholic Time Terrorist, according to Scotty.
  • Homosexuals are all in a mafia, according to Theodore Shoebat.
  • Scotty thinks we played this clip before (inside jokes for the win).


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