Episode 28

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Title

Special Guest: PaulsEgo - G-Man vs Dusty Smith - Ben Gets Trashed - And Much More!

Date of air

May 28th, 2014

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Length

4 Hours, 21 Minutes, and 5 Seconds

Debut

Evan Lefavor

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Episode 28 aka G Man vs Dusty: Judgement Day is an episode of the Drunken Peasants Podcast. It is the 2nd longest episode of the Drunken Peasants running for over 4 hours. It was the third episode to feature Paul's Ego and the third to feature Dusty Smith. It is the "Lawrence of Arabia" or the "Doctor Zhivago" of the DPP. It is longer than both of those movies, and might be closest they have ever come to being Avant-garde.

Highlights

  • G Man vs. Dusty Smith.
  • Ben gets trashed.
  • Dogs that save lives.
  • The first appearance of Evan Lefavor.
  • Putin was cloned from Julius Caesar.
  • G Man defending slavery.

Material Used

Start of the Show

They played a message to Scotty from an anonymous person who called him a nigger. It turns out it wasn't TJ, but Paul's Ego. TJ got Brett Keane on the show who revealed it was actually TJ who was trying to attack his family. Brett unfortunately died. They also played a video of a good humanitarian giving out free pan for everyone to enjoy. Unfortunately, some assholes were against it like usual.

Another news story was played of an awesome dog who saved a mans life by dialing 911. Ben was intentionally playing this story to prepare audiences for the shitstorm of stupidity. Then they played a news story about some Argentinian woman complaining that her nude photos are being posted on porn sites. Her motivation was money. Later on, they played a stupid news story of someone taking a picture of a duchess upskirt.

A CNN interview was played of the father of the UCSB shooting victim. They tried to ignore the event they were talking about. They then played a news story of feminist blaming Seth Rogen for Elliot Rodger's massacre. The CNN people agreed so they wont be drawn and quartered on social media. After this they took a break.

Middle of the Show

They played a video to show the hypocrisy of domestic abuse against women. They had a man abusing a woman and people yelled against the man, but by reversing the situation the people around laughed. Next they played a news story of 9/11 victim's families outraged over the 9/11 memorial. DP didn't care. They also played a video of by Evan Lefavor who believes that Vladimir Putin is a clone of Julius Caesar that was part of a secret Russian human cloning program. He also believes Obama is a clone of a pharaoh in Egypt and the son of George Bush. He admits to having no idea how they retrieved Caesar's DNA.

They played a video about Pat Sajak ranting on climate change. After that they played a video of Anne Coulter defending the tweet from the crazy Hollywood scientist and then they played a Crossfire clip of S.E. Cupp ranting on foreign policy.

They took a break and Paul left. They played a Fox News story about how much Obama hates the troops after that.

End of the Show

They played a video of Rush Limbaugh talking bullshit. They couldn't take him and headed directly to calls.

They lastly got G Man on the show. They started by talking about the video that Dusty made saying that Black Christians are Uncle Toms. Dusty pointed out that the slave owners in the U.S. south were Christians and that they forced their beliefs onto their slaves. G Man said that they were "Not real Christians". It slowly turned into a debate about fake Christians.

After that, Dusty and the peasants asked G Man why he thinks that Christianity is true compared to other religions. G Man said that it was because of consistency. G Man then said that there were no contradictions in the Bible, which then became the focus of debate. It then want back to discussing Black Christians, which lasted shortly. TJ then asked G Man who he thinks are real Christians and who are not. G Man answered that the person had to be "born again". G Man also said that only Jesus knows.

The peasants then asked how he knows what Jesus knows. G Man answered that he has a "personal relationship" with Jesus. After that, it slowly ended and Dusty had already left.G Man talked about how much he likes to defend slavery. G Man tried to challenge TJ in a battle rap.

Quotes

Scotty, you are a nigger. You are garbage. I will destroy you. I am your enemy.

— Obviously a genuine quote from PaulsEgo.

It was an attack on my family.

— The "Butt King" himself, live on Drunken Peasants.

It's going to get more and more intense.

— Ben describing the way he does the sex.

I've seent it! I've seent the ass!

— Paul's first time seeing an ass from a Duchess.

Trivia

  • This is the 3rd appearance of both Paul's Ego and Dusty Smith.
  • This is TJ's favourite episode.
  • The episode also featured the first G Man debate on an actual Drunken Peasants episode.
  • Scotty had a Chromebook.
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