Chris Christie

From Drunken Peasants Wiki
Jump to: navigation, search
Chrisp Crispy Cream
Chris Cripsy after realizing he fucked up by supporting Trump
Chris Cripsy after realizing he fucked up by supporting Trump
Personal Details
Profession
  • New Jersey's State Blimp
  • Gubernatorial Gandalf
  • Failed Republican Presidential Candidate
Religion

Dunkin' Donuts

Age

53

Birth place

Newark, New Jersey, USA

Residence

Mendham, New Jersey, USA (emphasis on the "ham")

Status

Eating Dyke Fuckabee's Krispy Kreme doughnuts.

Social Networking
Youtube channel

None

Physical attributes
Eye colour

Brown

Hair colour

Brown (like the icing on a chocolate donut)

Chrisp Crispy Cream is an American Republican Governor from New Jersey, who hates his state and doesn't even want to live there.

Description

He had to be shamed into going back after a snow storm. He is a generic-ass bitch who wouldn't be anything special if he didn't stop a bridge for political purposes and wasn't fat as fuck. His hobbies include running (not sure if that's the appropriate term for him) for president, abusing his political power to close bridges to troll people he doesn't like, and renting out every Dunkin' Donuts in New Jersey for the night.

On Drunken Peasants

Chris Crispy is one of the thirteen-trillion candidates for the Republican Nomination of the upcoming presidential election. He dropped out because he is a failure and endorsed the fascist Liberal Donald Trump. Crispy also received a blowjob from Paul's Ego, however, Paul was insufficient in his duties and was demoted to nipple tweaker (his true niche). Scotty planned on voting for Crispy because he will get off to all the gratuitous violence that will come from another war prompted by Crispy.

Trivia

  • He's fat.
  • He's shit.
  • He was the 55th Governor of New Jersey.
  • He earned a law degree from Seton Hall University School of Law in 1987 before being raped in the ass by stray dogs.[1]
  • He's against pan.
  • He's fat.

Image Gallery

References

  1. http://www.famousbirthdays.com/people/chris-christie.html