Bill O'Reilly

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Faux News Bullshit Spewer
Bill.jpg
Personal Details
Profession
  • Conservative news pundit
  • Soulless propagandist
  • Pro-league MLG breast masseur
  • Charlie Sheen's only slightly more refined secret brother and fellow anger management patient
  • Closet sex freak
Religion

Roman Catholic Time Terrorism

Political philosophy

Conservatism

Age

67

Birth place

New York City, New York, USA

Residence

Manhasset, New York, USA

Status

Doing it live

Social Networking
Youtube channel

billoreilly

Physical attributes
Eye colour

Blue

Hair colour

Grey/White (formerly brown)

We'll do it live! Fuck it! I'll write it and we'll do it live! Fucking thing sucks!

— O'Reilly flips.

Bill O'Reilly is an American conservative commentator on Fox and a professional bullshit-master. He has been criticized previously by TJ on his Amazing Atheist channel, as well as many other atheists.

He is what happens when you give someone like G Man a platform of merit.

On Drunken Peasants

Some of his bullshit is played during DP Action News, as he is a regular conservative punching bag of the peasants. TJ said that he is not that bad compared to the likes of Sean Hannity, as the two have gotten into disagreement in the past. Ben has since the Drunken Peasants' inception, has used a soundboard of Bill O' Reilly having his "Fuck It!" freak out on the show, usually to dismiss a bullshit video. Bill saying "Fuck It!" even appears in the show's original intro, though it is changed to "Suck It!" in the second one.

Episode 167

During episode 167, Ben presents a segment in which Bill O'Reilly denies the existence of starving children in America. It starts with Bill arguing with a guest over the cost of higher education which transitions into a general discussion on poverty. O'Reilly rejects the notion that poor people lack food saying they have big screen TV's and air conditioning. The Peasants ridiculed Bill's stupidity and compared his own rhetoric on the panel to that of G Man.

Quotes

I never had any sex with my parents.

I don't know what that is, I've never seen it.

— O'Reilly neglects any accountability.

There's no words there.

— Getting trolled hardcore by a teleprompter.

Tide comes in, tide goes out. You can't explain that.

— Unable to comprehend grade-school sciences.

Trivia

  • Bill gives professional boob massages.
  • He likes falafel so much that he can eat it while having sex.
  • He's a bisexual. He wants to marry a guy and a babe.
  • it's common for him to start yelling at a moments notice.

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